My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels
Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭
If Democrats continue being who they are, 2027-2029 will be a lot of shrugging because they don't have the votes to do anything. We need the presidency. Once we do that we shrug because the Supreme Court won't let us do anything. Then we all wait for the next fascist to come to power
drawing people i see in the city (69/?)
if it is not a leap year, the day of the week of mar 1 is the same as feb 1 + if a month begins on sunday there will be a friday the 13th = two months of friday the 13ths in a row, scary!!!
The Integrated Survivability "Onion" Don't post Don't get followed Don't be RT'd Don't get ratio'd Don't be the main character Technology driven. Warfighter focused.
Aside from the obvious, what's really dumb about the word "content", is that "contents" only exist in relation to a container- so in this context, a literal web container, on a page. Div fillers. Sure mate, your rectangle is the star of the show. What's wrong you haven't eaten your plate toppers
They’re going to take back the majority, do nothing, say it’s “time to turn the page and move forward” piss everyone off, and lose the majority in 2030 and the White House in 32.
tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse
Tweet from ‘Gregory Mammal-Friend’ (@cat_beltane): “america is good at blasting off its own dick with a shotgun and as a yank i am utterly fascinated by britain's ability to carefully place its dick in a drawer and slowly but firmly push it closed for two years straight” 11/03/2019, 00:21
Well, er… happy seventh anniversary to this tweet, I suppose
Round the Block
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
Finally got to feed some peanuts to some crows. They go kinda crazy for those!
Noam Chomsky is among the most parodied names out there i think
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
Chicago.
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
We don’t talk enough about the greatest wedding scene ever filmed 🎥
Lee Pace peeling an orange
Here's sexy Lee Pace peeling an orange
A model of a narrow gauge steam locomotive sits on a railing at the grandview overlook of the Pittsburgh skyline. In front of the model is graffiti that aptly says “pittbert”, in reference to a photo where it used to say “look at pittbert!” (which it appears the same artist came back and redid it). The skyline is blurry but several buildings can be made out.
A photo nearly identical to the last one, however now focused on the skyline in the background so the train and graffiti are blurred. I have no clue what 95% of these buildings are but it’s so pretty and cool and awesome trust me
My ingot son got to look at pittbert!!!!!!
the ugly wild west of the third season of syndicated cartoons where no one gives a shit what they’re doing, it’s all grist for the mill, including poorly drawn in-jokes and parody of their industry.
A playful poster graphic featuring flat illustrations of national postal services around the world that use bird logos. From March 2022
Postal services around the world that use birds as logos. One of my favorite poster graphics I've made! 🐦✉️
Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.
Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary
The angry part of Bluesky remembered KOSA (now under the Kids Internet and Digital Safety Act, or H.R. 7757) exists but rather yell at you I'll say:
If you have REALLY bad anxiety (like me!), you can call your reps after hours! Voicemail counts! The site 5Calls give you a script to read off of:
floated
@atrupar.com The Boeing E-6B Mercury "doomsday plane" might be deploying to the Middle East. The sole mission of this aircraft is coordinating nuclear strikes (ICBMs/bombers/subs). Trump might be preparing to nuke Iran. We need to know if "lets nuke hurricanes" Trump is starting a global nuclear war
china is going to send equipment and intelligence to iran so i guess it just is officially just world war 3? lol
