Shrub Dryad

But you can’t say it’s wrong unless you can explain exactly how human colons work, right?

Giving a man a thousand hugs is a terrible way for 10,000 lightning bugs to teach him to dance.

Ricky Gervais just starts shrieking like a fruit bat and doesn't let anyone else come onto the stage.

This isn't deportation.
It's rendition.
Removed to a black site without charge.
We did this with terrorists during Iraq 2 and Afgh.
I think we need to use the correct terms for these evils so we know how to stop it.

Nancy 3/11/26

Hi, this guy has a severe food allergy. Those are the symptoms of severe food allergies. They have always existed and they used to kill people more often.

I know exactly what I could accidentally eat to do this to myself, and I really hope the people around me would recognize what was happening.

What she said and also the whole thread.

I like your sleeves. They're real big.

Thank you. I made them myself.

A valentine.

Looking at it while teenage was enough to puree my brain.

>:|

Compelling.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE actually please don't, that's plenty, thank you

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

Lowkey ally

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

*pupils dilate*

A strange creature (me) melting then springing up with joy saying 'mmmmyipeee!!'

I get very shy when faced with responding to positive comments, so i drew this to show how they make me feel every time whether I respond or not :))

I’m rereading The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe right now and hear me out, Aslan played by Jennifer Coolidge

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

The motto of the modern tech industry is "You can just do things to people"

Ye have done it unto me.

A bog body is what, ladies?

A body in a bog, that's right.

I was gonna say, I can do this to my mom TODAY

Got actual goosebumps upon reading this

Kpop Demon Hunters if they actually got their turtle video couch break.

Yes. Yes.

i actually don't think ur supposed to drain swamps

Showed this to my husband and he was like, am I a pervert? :( Don't worry, darling dork, that's not how the logic goes.

everyone's like "AI makes better music than me now... AI is a better writer than me now... i guess i wasn't meant to be an artist 😞" and dude, what ?? you are surrendering to the most non-lethal, unoriginal, milquetoast "opponent" of all time. if you are impressed by AI art, maybe art isn't for you.