Josh Fireland

That is currently out of scope for this broke-ass one-man publishing company but…….anything’s possible!

CHOKEVILLE a novel by Josh Fireland One crooked city. One chaotic week. Two sisters just trying to keep their head above water until payday.

My novel CHOKEVILLE is now available as an ebook and audiobook. It’s basically flawless. If you’re looking for a wild adventure to take your mind off the stupid real world then look no further, chum!!

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she’s still at it! mimismartypants.com

Paul Ford probably wouldn’t bother but he could absolutely dismantle a guy like Zitron, just break him apart like an expired rotisserie chicken

Breyers Vanilla Ice Cream Commercial - 1986 YouTube video by The W/O/C Archive

I’ll never forget the first time I heard the word “carrageenan” youtu.be/vE18Pnm5xV8?...

I think we all remember the first time a girl made us listen to all of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness before not making out

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yeah we were talking about that puzzle in the Boswords chat

I was all set to fight you but then realized you’re 100% right

that was the widest movie i’ve ever seen

A Brand New Day | The Wiz (1978) | TUNE YouTube video by TUNE - Musical Moments

I know people keep saying Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead but this version is a little more table-dancing-y youtu.be/X_ZT9nz9mLs?...

Faith No More - Surprise You're Dead [Official Music Video] YouTube video by UPROXX Indie Mixtape

this is the first thing that popped into my head and i was gonna dismiss it but now……i dunno! it’s kinda working for me! youtu.be/eG4AawcYdSE?...

you guys ever see midsommar

Since there are no longer any consequences for anything I’m just gonna go ahead and say I think the opening riff of Sweet Child o’ Mine is corny

I love Bushmiller’s “lazy” faces, they’re like “have you ever really *thought* about brooms man”

I was thinking of Inside (2007) and didn’t get it

I agree with all this, I didn’t have enough room to properly describe the bell curve of the Fast series

A list of the last three movies I watched in 2025: Now You See Me, Now You See Me 2, Now You See Me: Now You Don’t

Did I watch the NUCM trilogy backwards so it would show up in the correct order on my Letterboxd? No. Did they, much like the Fast/Furious movies they emulate, get better with each sequel? Yes. Am I ever happy to see Jesse Eisenberg? No. Are magic tricks impressive when shown in a movie, a medium th

Why is there a piñata in the den that looks like me? And why was it filled with printouts from my poetry blog and then beaten with a rake?

Devo / Freedom of Choice

elf on the shelf bursts out of my chest, sprays delighted kids with gore, shrieks, skitters off the dining room table

Listen, I saw a scary spider and I—let me finish—I didn't DROP the baby I USED the baby to kill the scary spider

Heartbreaking. I’ve enjoyed his words for years and years. I won’t forget him.

scariest part of The Ring imo

A McDonalds playset from the 70s, helping prepare youths for their minimum wage job flipping burgers.

@consumertc.bsky.social I just remembered my grandparents had one of these playsets at their house in the 70s, for some reason. Is this unusual or do you have like a dozen of them in your garage?

i like the zooms in your recent work, they are scary

I like Paul Dano just fine but every time he shows up in a movie I’m like “welp this isn’t going to end well”