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30 years old. Male. profile pic is NOT me. I like to write dirty stories. horny on main. biggest kink is exhibitionism. also like monster erotica. and taboo stuff.πŸ”ž MINORS BEGONE!!! AO3 page https://archiveofourown.org/users/LicentiousMaximus/works

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Hypothesis: fewer young people are learning to play instruments because most of the music they listen to ( latest pop and hip-hop) is all done with synths and you can't really play it on a single instrument.

11.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

love this

11.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol I wish

11.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ai bros are like "let's feed this computer all the content of the internet we can find, I'm sure it will only tell the truth"

11.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

well damn, now I have to search your bookds for clues

11.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I often wonder if there's some famous author who secretly publishes filthy smut under a pen name

11.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Something I've noticed about online scandals is that people are more willing to forgive literal crimes than bad opinions.

Have a criminal history of theft: "oh he just needs a second chance"
Have a bad opinion about some controversial topic: "forgivness is a sin, there is no redemption"

11.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's hard to put into words how much of a difference you can make to someone's day simply by reading a story they wrote, sharing it, and telling them that you liked it. Not only is the reading itself a worthwhile pleasure, it's also just a wonderful gift. It's so worth doing

11.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 479 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2

I wonder how a library would handle a donation that has no isbn number. Like if I print out fanfiction in a booklet, will they archive it?

#books #libraries #reading

11.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if this will be in any long term archive. Library of congress is supposed to get copies of everything published in America. ( I don't know how well they enforce this)

11.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, I refuse to accept the idea that alliteration is a subtype of rhyming.

11.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take: rhyme is overused as a literary device.

ALLITERATION GANG RISE UP

11.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trans girl wears the standard school uniform, but her fat schlong hangs Below the hem, so she has to argue with the principal.

Principle lets it slide because they refuse to change the uniform standards.

(This is fiction)

11.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate being clumsy, why can't stuff just stay in my hand?

11.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or start selling sefl-printed zines from the trunk of your car.

11.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are weight blankets, but what about weighted pillows?

11.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the advent of substar changing their rules to serve their corporate overlords in censoring our freedom, I want u all to know they cannot kill me in any way that matters. I make art for the love of the game and you WILL keep seeing whatever my heart wishes to create

11.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey it is so much

feral, furries that are not human enough, so yeah, digitigrade, incest, hypno, diapers

holy moly lmaoooo fucking hell
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PROPORTIONS, CHILD CODED PROPORTIONS.

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1360 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 234
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A New Audio from Me to You:

[F4M] β€œI Know We’re Just Friends, But Can I Suck Your Cock?” [Vanilla] [Friends to Friends with Benefits] [Sweet] [Oral Sex] [Deep Throat]

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11.03.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can someone explain to me why the Show Big Mouth was so popular?

#tv

10.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know cursive?

10.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Caligraphy is fun

10.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've noticed that Gay incels just don't exist. why is that?

10.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm. There doesn't seem to be any erotica of Hyper Casual on Amazon. maybe someone should remedy that 😈.
imagine something like a slice of life drama, except they fuck and jerk off while talking about their hobbies. #writing #erotica

09.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's interesting how the kinks of Hyper Casual and Free Use are so similar and yet very distinct because of technicalities.
Hyper Casual is rooted in consent and respect, where Free Use is based on BDSM dynamics of erotic objectification. #kink #kinky #fetish

09.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It really says something about america that soldiers haven't made proud songs of wars in like 80 years. There's no song called "marching through Iraq" or anything like that.

09.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My father likes to watch chainsaw logging youtube videos on the TV at max volume.

I swear to fucking god.........

08.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0