Bitta Rock Lobster! 🦞 that’ll see us right!
10.03.2026 11:24
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Bitta Rock Lobster! 🦞 that’ll see us right!
What? Why?
Utterly, utterly bizarre. She’s a *strange* fish.
Going in on Melania, so you bitches don’t have to.
A view of some treetops against a sky, with overlaid words presumably supposed to look like they’re written in blood: THE SCROTUM
Just discovered that this film exists. Might report back at some point…
In 1989, Renault chose to advertise their new Renault 21 with this frankly incredible homage to Scarred for Life Year Zero programme The Prisoner. Enn Reitel stands in for Patrick McGoohan's voice at the end. They tried to get the man himself, and I can imagine how well that conversation went...
DOG ATE PAIR OF GIANT KNICKERS.
Something something your da something
Let the grape crushing commence! Peace in our time.
Since when did ‘Brits’ become the default word for British nationals in the Media?
It’s beyond naff - real tabloid stuff.
Stop it.
What’s that godawful noise - is it WWIII happening above us?
No. That’s just Nelson rolling in his grave.
We can’t defend our own bases abroad? WTAF?
Apparently "the nudie dancer" from Roald Dahl's Tales of the unexpected is not an appropriate character for World Book Day.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
American commentator quoting Big Gav Robinson on the BBC news channel.
We really are fucked if Trumps lads are listening to the DUP
Mowed the lawn on my lunch break, lads
For world book day a pal’s 10yo has gone dressed as Alan Bennet and frankly has won today as far as I’m concerned
Werner Herzog’s Brigadoon. With voiceover “Gene Kelly continues to valk tovards ze ghost village in ze mist, towards ze certain destruction of his past life. But why?”
Channel swimmer. Ice Miler. Fool.
Worked like a charm, too 😉
WFH. Might be a Rambo day.
Just call it Crown Court
*sucks teeth*
Boots on the table is fierce unlucky, so it is…
Finally! I could get my chops round Macron 🤤
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