@benjaminahr.mobi : FTR, I love your Dangerfield as much as I love Adam's Mark Twain, and I fuckin' LOVE that bit.
OH SHIT! That just made me remember a #GreatestTrek inspired #BadBitMoment! 😁
No offense meant. Janeway is and will forever be my other Space Mom.
But like... a kickass Sarah Connor type Mom who isn't afraid to get her hands dirty.
#PRIMARY them ALL!
Especially Fetterman, that turncoat fucking lunatic.
OUCH.
Tou-fuckin'-ché.
Not to be all Boimlery and stuff, but uhhh... D'Vana Tendi would like a word.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MgJ...
I'll tell you why: because even if they don't know who Bernard-René de Launay, last governor of the Bastille, was - and they don't - they know what happens to people like him when things go sideways.
(P.S. : still don't trust you, TLP. 👁️👁️🫵🫵)
Sorry if I'm spamming my moots with tunes this morning. Everything is just so awful, and these songs helped me cope with... all of THIS fucking shit... for years.
Hang in there folks. ❤️
Speaking of songs that go hard af, @mclars.bsky.social, @schafferthedark.bsky.social, @thestupendium.bsky.social you wanna take this one?
(MCSnax isn't on Bluesky, fyi, or I would've asked him, too.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0EF...
Both versions of this go HARD AS FUCK. I don't know a goddamn thing about the source material it's from, but still... BANGER.
Honestly, not knowing anything is better sometimes. I could tell you ALL ABOUT this rad song called "Gold Dust Woman" from Dishonored 2. 😉
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wr5...
I asked ChatGPT for a smoothie recipe to help my sperm retention for testosterone maxxing, and now I have to call 911 after drinking this raw milk and uncooked ground beef smoothie with bananas and the broken shards of a pilsner glass!
RIGHT??? Like... what the fuck??
This Just In:
Scientists and medical experts just announced conclusive, incontrovertible proof that ingesting glass is not only hazardous to health, but could lead to life-threatening complications.
Even finely ground glass for morning oatmeal was deemed...
Dr. Teeth: Klingon opera? Sure, dude, sure. Okay if I jazz it up?
Worf: No. <looks at salt suck sticks>
T: Better not touch those, friend. They're special.
W: <eyes flare>
T: And by that, I mean, wrecks your Starfleet duty. <grins> So, your opera...
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
#TheMuppets #ElectricMayhem
This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
They are going to get this in the form of an email in the morning. I am currently examining legal options. Gosh, I’ll be so sad if any Grammarly lawyers or PR people are caused any agita if they read this! www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...
This needs to be immortalized.
*Klingon music abruptly kicks in*
"EVEN A LOBOTOMIZED KLINGON SHOULD KNOW THAT ALL GREAT WARRIORS BUY FROM LENSCRAFTERS... OF THE **DEAD!!*"
*HUUUUUUUUGS*
(but gentle, comfort hugs)
Sleep well, and wake.
Please. PLEASE give me the ability to channel. I just need some time, a sa'angreal, and a little tutoring on Spirit threads.
You can gentle me afterwards (and you'll need to); it would be worth the fuckin' price.
I loved the part where he sent Lobelia Sackville-Baggins back to Hobbiton in a hog-driven sled with a box full of crows.
Point is: I know these people, I know how they think, I know how they DON'T think, and I stand by my depiction of that particular VERY common stereotype in The South.
I was crossing a yard to read a power meter years back, and the redneck who lived there asked me from the porch of his trailer if I believed in aliens. When I said, "Yeah, I guess?" he proceeded to tell me that if they did & landed in his yard, but didn't believe in Jesus, he'd "fuckin' kill `em."
And juuuuuuuuust in case anyone is furiously writing an angry screed about my depiction of an average Southerner living in The South, let me remind you I grew up in *South Carolina,* a state so backwards and hick-infested it makes MS looks like Greenwich Village circa 1968.
When asked for comment, local Mississippi residents said:
"GIT OFFA MAH PROPTEE, YEW LIBRUL DEMON, IT'S ALWAYS HOT IN SIPPI! *hock, spit, TING!*"
Or ya know... words to that effect.
I had "liberal" voters in mind when I wrote that.
Sure, theoretically there are people "inside" who could prevent/stop this, or just in the RW, but I'm doubtful. The rot is all the way through, from surface to core. There are none left who will help.
It's folks like us who know, but cannot say.
In fairness, this is a hill I've stood on since 7th grade. 😆
There's just something about that guy that always, always annoyed me.
Just fear. Understandable, unavoidable (for those with souls), abject fear.
Fear of retaliation.
Fear of federal prosecution.
Fear of being the one to ignite the spark.
Fear of the consequences OF that spark, regardless of who ignites it.
Fear of themselves, of who and what they may become after.
Oh, this IS a wrong answer alright.
*plants flag*
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character (wrong answers only):
Honestly? I think everyone who is A: paying attention, B: isn't part of the wealth-backed echo chamber, and C: truly understands what the ultimate stakes are here, knows exactly what needs to be done, but cannot say it for various reasons, myself included.
