Robert MacMillan

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Library Girl, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster track by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster

New single. You’ll love it. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/librar...

Do Your Taxes - EP by Robert MacMillan on Apple Music Album · 2025 · 5 Songs

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Taxes and Duties, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Declattering

More throwaway music about taxes
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You’ve Got to Suffer to Be Beautiful by Robert MacMillan on Apple Music Album · 2025 · 12 Songs

Much improved version of this excellent album, now live on streaming services

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Tax Time 1040, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Declattering

This is a song about filing taxes. It’s called Tax Time 1040. I have another one called Tax Time 1040 (Schedule C). They’re both on this little album called “Declattering.” I hope it puts you in the mood to file your returns.

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I earned it, so to speak.

I owed the IRS on interest income they I stupidly failed to plow into investments. I received refunds from NY and NJ.

I Don't Exist: Remixes and Alternate Versions, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster 16 track album

I love having AI music on Bandcamp, but it stands a stronger chance of reaching people on streaming services. I took most of the music down because it wasn’t good enough. Better versions are coming soon. You’re going to love what you hear. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/album/i-dont...

Thomas Mann and Me, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Hot Girls at the Beach II: Schönheit muß leiden

This song combines elements of the movie Vers le sud with Charlotte Rampling and Thomas Mann’s novella Death in Venice. It’s entirely unsuitable for children and for prudish ears. I’m not kidding robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/thomas...

Good to meet you all the same :)

Flattered, but still the wrong Robert. ;)

Doctor Jaffe's Lecture (Live at the Vero Beach Wetlands Preservation Association's 2024 Pickleball-Hulathon Cotillion), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album You Again! (Live All Over the Place)

Dr. Jaffe is the pride of Vero Beach, his congregation and his mother.

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I'm in Love With Vitamin Kay, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Clean Living

This one took way more work than I expected. The apotheosis of my C&W work. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/im-in-...

Possessions Drag You Down, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Sixteen Eggs: Extra-Large Hits

The inevitable fatigue and burden of being a second-rate summertime resort Lothario. For more in this variety pack of my #AI #music, buy the CD or the digital version. Part with your money, get something lovely in return.
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Clean Living and Lexapro, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Clean Living

Clean Living and #lexapro This one should be on the C&W charts. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/clean-...

Sunny Days of Toad Licking (Huntington Beach), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Sunny Days of Toad Licking

"In a Martin Gore-shaped wife/In a Martin Gore-shaped life." A song for any Depeche Mode fan. One version of 10, nine of which appear on this album. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/sunny-...

Poolside With the Shah, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Seven Hundred Years Among the Ruthenians

My latest rude AI song. Of interest to anyone curious about Iran, the Gulf, Eastern Europe and international chicks. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/poolsi...

Acknowledged Inadequate Oversight (Live at the Beard awards dinner 2020, Riverside, California), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album It's Not an Adventure, It's a Job: Live in America

One of the weirder products from the mixture of my ideas and AI music software. I find it oddly catchy.

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As Tesla tanks, Musk’s hand-picked board chair is doing just fine Elon Musk’s EV company is struggling as he plunges into politics. Robyn Denholm, the Australian chair of Tesla, is thriving after cashing in half a billion dollars of the stock. Investors are clamoring for her to rein in the world’s richest man – but some question whether she has the independence to do so.

“She’s just paid too much.” Good story.

As Tesla tanks, Musk’s hand-picked board chair is doing just fine - www.reuters.com/investigatio...

Hot Girls at the Beach (Citation 9 CFR Part 3 Subpart F), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Hot Girls at the Beach I: No Sweets But You

A classic from my AI music archives: This is the timeless tale of summer surf and turf, and J-visas for young foreign workers working and playing on Martha’s Vineyard, with a pot of green card looming on the horizon. Inspired by a true story. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/hot-gi...

Highway 101, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Hot Girls at the Beach I: No Sweets But You

“We went out in a hurry. We hired Bryan Ferry. His name is Rabbi Murray. Don’t make the Ferry worry.” One of my favorite songs from my AI adventures. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/highwa...

Beverly, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Hot Girls at the Beach II: Schönheit muß leiden

Beverly, the tale of the heartbreaker who smoked Virginia Slims and wore cowboy boots robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/beverly

Cows Are Freaky When They Look at You, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Sixteen Eggs: Extra-Large Hits

A song for every occasion

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Human Resources (You've Been Summoned), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album I Don't Exist: Remixes and Alternate Versions

I gave my "Human Resources" song a second recording. It's long, hence indulgent, but I hope you like it and buy my Sixteen Eggs album. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/human-...

‘BBC Breakfast’ Editor Was Rewarded With More Power After Facing Bullying & Misconduct Claims ‘BBC Breakfast’ editor Richard Frediani was rewarded with more power after facing allegations of bullying, misconduct, and shaking a female colleague.

What in the name of public service is going on in BBC News at the moment? deadline.com/2025/03/bbc-...

Betsy's on the Wireless Again, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Declattering

Betsy and I had such a lovely time that I wrote a song about it. It’s less than two minutes long. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/betsys...

Hot Dogs, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster from the album Hot Dads

Donald Trump inspires many things in many people. In me, he inspired this song. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/hot-do...

Hot Girls at the Beach II: Schönheit muß leiden, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster 12 track album

You have to suffer for beauty, as Jane Grey, Kaiser Wilhelm II and King Richard III can attest. Listen! robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/album/hot-gi...