Ben Schrager

I love how this play ends with an extended MST3K episode.

market people are fucking hilarious you could tell them the moon was discovered to be made out of rare pokemon cards and they'd boost trading cards stock 90000%

it’s easy to laugh at the British when they fail at sports like Baseball or Basketball, but it’s important to remember they have their own rich tradition of sports like Soccer, Cricket, and Rugby that they also repeatedly fail at.

Just think of it as starting the climb to 420 likes

Great Britain’s WBC jersey. It says “GREAT BRITAIN” in all caps in a kind of ugly plain font

A screencap from The Office: an office birthday party with one pathetic streamer, and a sign that reads “IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.” The sign is in all caps and in a kinda plain font (I wanna say maybe Helvetica? Idk)

Wait, I just realized what Great Britain’s WBC jerseys remind me of:

My God, do I despise Don’t Look Up. The most smug, self-congratulatory, “dumb guy’s idea of a smart guy” movie in a long, long while. I also hate that it’s a movie where if you dislike it, the counter argument is “you’re making the movie’s point!” Cool. If that’s the case, let the asteroid hit.

Yawn, a Merk

“Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.” Excerpt From “Opinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.” Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

They should make Pez dispensers for Tums

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Damn, they took Noem out to the gravel pit

we are about to learn just how short everyone’s memory is

I have to say, I don’t love that a former editor for the “New Yorker” is using this horrible war as an excuse to spread antisemitic conspiracies that New York Jews are all Israeli sleeper agents - especially when the state of Israel has made it clear it doesn’t care about us at all.

Opinion Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk By Maureen Dowd April 30, 2016

I think it’s very telling that when Punch was fighting for his goddamn life out there Moo Deng was nowhere to be found. She was supposed to be so great. Everyone loved her. I told you all she had no substance. I was right to despise her.

I’m getting a little sick of saying this, but I think it’s worth repeating, that this speech sounds no different than your average white nationalist website.

why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am

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If you’ve shoveled his before and you aren’t constantly leaving your area of the sidewalk un-shoveled, then you should just think of this as neighbors helping neighbors and an opportunity for community. If you have time, you could always bake him something as a thank you

It’s fascinating that the MAGAs really seem to think fucking up American air travel out of pure spite (by suddenly shutting down TSA Precheck and Global Entry) on a day where a blizzard is hitting the entire Northeast will make people like them *more*

That’s half the fun of it! I’d like to imagine he was glued to his notifications, saw the reply, and then tried to scramble to get something in before the block buzzer

Original thread from above. I replied “You know how much you have to suck to get me to side with the Niners fans? What a tool, my God” @dandoughty.com comes back with stunning retort: “Eww” I reply “Not sure I can make your life a lot easier, but I know I can make mine, one sec”

Same reply thread as above, but I blocked his ass

There we go! 🫶

Not sure I can make your life a lot easier, but I know I can make mine, one sec

You know how much you have to suck to get me to side with the Niners fans? What a tool, my God

Theory: RFK Jr. is always doing his workouts/cold plunges/etc. with jeans on because he has a build and a temperament that screams “skips leg day” and if anyone saw his puny spaghetti noodle calves, his entire facade within the manosphere would crumble

starting your inevitable war on the judiciary under the banner of your least popular policy that's most likely to get congressional republicans to side against you

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As an attorney with occasional experience with the Equal Time rule, I can explain what's going on here and how the FCC's Brandon Carr is leveraging his position to force late night and daytime talk show hosts to exclude Democratic candidates.

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Randy Wolf

That’s Dan❤️‍🩹🦅