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For zaddies:

18.08.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excited to announce our first issue, featuring fiction by Olivia Cheng and Crawford Hunt and poetry by Andrew Maxwell, Maura Pellettieri and Lev Xue (@onlyfansforpets.bsky.social). Link in bio!

19.04.2025 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Pitt and the Presentation of Mass Shootings in Mainstream Entertainment In its series finale, the hit medical drama takes on the chaotic tragedy of a mass shooting

β€œTelevision often represents mass shootings without actually showing dead bodies or wounded victims. Max’s hit hospital drama felt an obligation to portray these procedures accurately” (Today’s piece by @mvalentine.bsky.social ) #thepitt

09.04.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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El Salvador Offers to Jail U.S. Criminals in Notorious Mega Prison Secretary of State Marco Rubio praised President Nayib Bukele’s β€œunprecedented, extraordinary” proposal to accept any convicted criminal deported by the United States.

President Nayib Bukele of El Salvador offered to jail convicted criminals deported by the U.S., a move that won praise from Secretary of State Marco Rubio despite questions about whether it is legal or even possible.

04.02.2025 08:03 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 38

Canada would get 54 electoral votes and two Senate seats, all blue. You know…

02.02.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I called Austin’s non-emergency number to report this pile of shipping palettes in the middle of a busy street. They told me to hang up and call 9-1-1.

02.02.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Media gifts Patel, McMahon thousands of shares Trump Media called the gifts in the filings "consideration for services provided" in 2024.

Just a little "consideration for services provided" between the billionaire president's corporation and the man he handpicked to occupy J Edgar Hoover's old office www.politico.com/news/2025/01...

01.02.2025 02:54 πŸ‘ 254 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8

Objectively funny they're slapping a 50% tariff on the country where we get 57% of our imported roses from 2 weeks before Valentine's Day.

27.01.2025 01:18 πŸ‘ 1917 πŸ” 346 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 36

Drives me nuts when I think about all the eggs I ate in my life and what they’d be worth now if I’d held onto them instead.

26.01.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 1470 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 10

Angela for sure. Dwight probably, but I could also imagine Dwight being a lonely never-Trump Republican who still has a Mitt Romney sticker on his Pontiac. Trump could win him over by slapping a 30% tariff on imported beets.

26.01.2025 00:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Musk tells Germans to get over 'past guilt' in speech to far-right AfD rally The tech billionaire and Trump adviser has drawn rebukes for repeatedly endorsing the AfD in the leadup to Germany’s snap election next month.

We might have a problem.

www.politico.com/news/2025/01...

25.01.2025 23:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

McConnell is the type of Republican who will acknowledge that the Trump administration is a disaster, but still believes it’s preferable to a having a Democrat in the White House.

25.01.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump unseemly?! I’m shocked.

25.01.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s in it for the Saudis?

24.01.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œβ€¦Mr. Trump won’t be able to escape some responsibility.”

Famous last words.

24.01.2025 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the German word for the awkward feeling you get when your academic department is hiring another faculty member who basically has the same name as you?

24.01.2025 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Student: with the holiday and the snow day, this was just a three-day week. But for some reason it feels longer.

Me: yeah, for some reason…

24.01.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing people talk about the "DEI" orders but not much on the fact that they have added an A for "Accessibility" - ie, Disabled people. They are targeting disabled people too. And it looks like they are coming for the ADA.

23.01.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 2108 πŸ” 753 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 49

She’ll get a phone call and change her mind.

23.01.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess that old lady can afford her refrigerator apple now?

23.01.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

22.01.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 8265 πŸ” 1683 πŸ’¬ 500 πŸ“Œ 102

Is the war in Ukraine over? I was told it would be over by noon Tuesday.

22.01.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re mad at Trump for doing exactly what he said he was going to do when they endorsed him.

22.01.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Clemency for a drug kingpin. Sounds about right.

22.01.2025 02:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The mayor of New Yorkβ€”a Democratβ€”says that he has β€œmade a deal” to not publicly criticize Donald Trump, in exchange for access.

Who else has made this kind of deal?

22.01.2025 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are living in a Paul Verhoeven movie from the 80s.

22.01.2025 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So at the moment, while Trump won’t personally order the assassination of people who have offended him, he will actively endanger them. Gee, I wonder what happens when that behavior escalates over time.

21.01.2025 22:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In 2016, Trump said he would end the war in Afghanistan. That war continued throughout his entire first administration and was ended by his successor.

21.01.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Trump’s supporters knew what Tariffs were, and if they actually cared about inflation, they’d be mad about this.

21.01.2025 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0