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whose dick do i need to suck to get zara larsson tickets

cause i’m delusional and unhinged unfortunately

waking up at 4:30am and not being able to fall back to sleep because of work stress feels like a bad sign

two besties who give opposing but equally awful advice on my relationships like the angel and devil on my shoulder

I am not “wearing too much blush” I am fighting the horrors.

35mg in so like what now

i simply think a lemon drop martini is the perfect motivator to go run errands

yes i’m obviously crashing out but at least i’m buying cute underwear over it

one like and ill do it

yes i’m sick but what if i get drunk

i have gotten more insane

just want to spend all day journaling but i’m spending it staring at excel 💔

if a kid never learned what is and isn’t appropriate to talk about with adults (was chatting with drake <2 years prior) then it makes sense why an adult might need to say “hey, that isn’t appropriate” … not that henry cavill isn’t weird but c’mon now

is it a hot take to say that maybe an adult needed to set boundaries with millie bobby brown because she didn’t realize that other adult men were taking advantage of her?

okay but…

they’ve scheduled eight different groups of prospective tenants to view our apartment (that we actively live in for another two months)

i should text him

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omg congrats bb!!!

i have cried… so much this year

i am… so sad

i don’t know this man but yes

going out to the bars and seeing my ex was Not on my to do list last night

like why do i have two people touring my apartment today i don’t move til end of april

dragging myself out into the cold for a red bull and a croissant, life isn’t real 🩷

if there’s a straight dude someone in new york wearing shorts right now then no one is allowed to judge me for wearing a crop top

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i do think nyc got collectively lovebombed by mother nature this weekend actually

me in 2003 when i’m asked to make a suggestion for a visit to the movies

punxsutawney phil on hinge: