Hmmm, you get away with it this time…
10.03.2026 13:04
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Who wants to play hockey?
I know you better clean that room, sis
A lot to unpack here
Will report back when this finally happens to me
sorry it’s soft
Mondays are for grey sweatpants
I joke a lot about how a guy should bench press me (135) but I think it’d be sooo hot for a guy to actually bench press me?? Lmaooo
wdym Indianapolis is literally the Paris of the Midwest
You do not cross out of that rubicon until you're able to benchpress me (135lbs)
ichabod crane:
Spring time in Nebraska
Is it sunshine? Is that what you’re high on right now? Sunshine??
Time for happy hour! Where we going??
Your chest looks so heavy, lemme hold it up for you, king
Cheetos and a Monster for lunch just call me the epitome of health
i could also just kms that seems easier
current desire: want to read certain books right now.
current dilemma: local library doesn't have them and it's a 5-week hold :(
gonna be so honest with you so many great comedians have gotten their start in chicago and it's way cheaper to live here than in nyc
The Squidward "I REALLY WISH I WEREN'T HERE RIGHT NOW" meme but the text is replaced with "I REALLY WISH I WAS PLAYING POKÉMON POKOPIA RIGHT NOW".
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Miss this show every day :(
So glad I worked from home today so we could take a family walk
Big ups to Parker for coming through with the real tea
It's actually not real. It's from an edited video of him doing an ad read.
Omg phew. Thank you for clarifying. Every one kept posting the same pics so I couldn’t tell lol
Wait I didn’t actually believe this was a real pic and I just went online to look and it is real????? 😭😭😭
Oh it's nothing really...
