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PNW OG. Former Pastry Chef. Seattle Food Tour Guide. Former Pluto @ WDW. You Tuber wanna be. Trying to make sense of a crazy worldโ€ฆ โœŒ๐Ÿผgay af, old as shit. โญ๏ธFluent in the following: sarcasm, humor, imagination, and cussing

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So beautifulโ€ฆ. just, jaw dropping!

12.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sweet! Thanks! I just grabbed an after dinner coffeeโ€ฆ like to settle in a bit!

12.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good. See ya, slimey.

11.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love videos like that! Can you post the link?

11.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#amazon #boo

11.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

La Laโ€ฆ teeheeheeโ€ฆ. Hahahahah๐Ÿ˜‚ awwwwwโ€ฆ..

11.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhhh, another #racist #homophobe #hooker standard.

11.03.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#notdead #prison

11.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A box of wine with a gold logo of what appear to be 2 dancers. The printed words say Mรฉnage a Troisโ€ฆ

A box of wine with a gold logo of what appear to be 2 dancers. The printed words say Mรฉnage a Troisโ€ฆ

Uhโ€ฆ i donโ€™t think that word means what you think it meansโ€ฆ trois is 3, right? Whatโ€™s happening hereโ€ฆ is that a mountain? A lot to unpack

11.03.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#lindseygraham gives all of us #gays a black eye. What a horrible #prolapsed #pussy

11.03.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHis credibilityโ€โ€ฆ I could puke

11.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who THE FUCK here thinks that he has a political career to save? Who wrote this #schlock

11.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll get the audio book. I wonโ€™t see the Amazon regime media remake.

11.03.2026 09:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too bad itโ€™s produced by regime media.

11.03.2026 09:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good. Hide #bitch. Still coming for you

11.03.2026 09:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How whitey white Christian #homo of you F A G.

11.03.2026 09:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imma need a couple of slices and a bucket of that dipping sauce, and a quiet place

10.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words yaaaaasssss written below him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words yaaaaasssss written below him
10.03.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a gross exaggeration of the #fat fuckโ€™s wiener.

10.03.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Putin is a puke. Why is he even n my feed.. #fuckputin geez Iโ€™m tired of all this hatred pouring out of me constantly. Iโ€™m a good respectable fun guy! This country #suckshit right now. #FUCK

10.03.2026 12:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soโ€ฆ keep it quiet till you have a confirmed offerโ€ฆ then bail. #fucktheman

10.03.2026 03:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What does that mean, punitive if you leaveโ€ฆ? Gimme my check, hereโ€™s your stupid noticeโ€ฆ oh, you gonna not schedule me cause I gave notice? You think that hurts, Bitch!? Hahahaโ€ฆ punitiveโ€ฆ bring it, whores.

10.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#SHUTUP

10.03.2026 02:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yepโ€ฆ those Most Evil of #schoolgirls #TACOTRUMP #Weak #sorryass #pathetic #onewish

10.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Talking heads should stop

09.03.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought ass licking was frowned upon in greater society #brownnose #asslick #regimemedia

09.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there any way to disable that sleep score? I hate it so much. I just want the old graphs thingโ€ฆ the sleep score puts me in a competition mindset and I hate it

09.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ANDโ€ฆ he wore a hat.

09.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fucking word is #PENIS. He can murder and rape but this meme maker canโ€™t use the god damned clinical word? And we wonder how we got here.

09.03.2026 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I NEED AN EDIT BUTTON! GAAAHHH!
Perfect op for the Superman, Flash, or Batman Underoos experienceโ€ฆ with a tasteful blouse

09.03.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0