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Lover, writer, commissioner of massive boobs. Twitter: https://x.com/BattleaxeFitz DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/fitzbattleaxe Blog: https://expansivelynewsworthy.wordpress.com/ PFP by @slickpens.bsky.social Banner by @verdazin.bsky.social

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I feel like I saw somewhere that in the film's novelization, Peter does actually get help on his first costume from Bonesaw's male partner... Is that apocryphal? Did I hallucinate that? Was someone joking on the internet and it went over my head?

11.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bonesaw is ready #comics #spiderman #marvel

06.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 2226 πŸ” 545 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4
Absolute Wonder Woman and Zatanna

Absolute Wonder Woman and Zatanna

Its MY canon rn from one of the best Absolute titles so far.

#AbsoluteWonderWoman #wlw

04.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Fun fact!

I use to add a ghostly light onto Phantanya in some of her older pictures~

Fun fact! I use to add a ghostly light onto Phantanya in some of her older pictures~

Fun Fact!

Phantanya can make her body as plump as she wants. Especially if it’s for the purpose of amplifying the needs of someone else who wants her plumper~

Fun Fact! Phantanya can make her body as plump as she wants. Especially if it’s for the purpose of amplifying the needs of someone else who wants her plumper~

Have Phantanya , anytime ANYWHERE~πŸ–€πŸ’›πŸ–€πŸ’›πŸ–€

#Phantanya | #OC

24.01.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 635 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0

That bust was concealing quite a bit, it seems. The trio of Consort Judy, Lord Duma, and his wife Giselle is one that I find immensely interesting from a narrative perspective. We'll definitely see more in future.

Art by @zdemian.bsky.social featuring @verdazin.bsky.social's Duma/Giselle #HyperSky

10.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In his autobiography Groucho Marx took issue with a critic who slagged off a Marx Bros. stage production for various reasons but ultimately said he laughed a great deal.

10.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 12747 πŸ” 2880 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 226

bluesky being immediately negatively polarized into going with skeets because we were asked not to was the first sign that we were going to make it as a posting site

every true posting forum declares forever war against the mods

10.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 5188 πŸ” 984 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 19

Early bird discount ends this eveningβ€”we’re already 2/3 of the way there on funding. Books now ship anywhere, and we’ll be adding more sketch rewards tomorrow: www.kickstarter.com/projects/798...

10.03.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Phoebe

10.03.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm starting to think Tarantino is a piece of shit and we should stop letting his "genius" cover for his assholery.

10.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shaped a bit like an irregular diamond. It preserves nearly 20 incomplete lines of text separated by a horizontal ruling

Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shaped a bit like an irregular diamond. It preserves nearly 20 incomplete lines of text separated by a horizontal ruling

There's a broken cuneiform tablet from the Old Babylonian period, nearly 4,000 years ago, which preserves a tiny portion of a dialogue between two friends.

It feels a bit like the conversations I've been having for the past week, so I wanted to share it.

10.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 1143 πŸ” 455 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 64

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 3537 πŸ” 2596 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 24
A β€œGrandiloquent Word of the Day” meme featuring the word β€œSuaviloquent” with pronunciation [swah-VIL-oh-kwent] and definition: β€œSpeaking sweetly and agreeably in a sophisticated manner.” On the right, a detailed pen-and-ink illustration shows the Big Bad Wolf politely addressing one of the Three Little Pigs at the window of a straw cottage, gesturing with a walking stick as if making a formal announcement. The humorous example sentence reads: β€œIn suaviloquent phrases that suggested both refinement and regulatory authority, the wolf announced that the pigs’ homes violated multiple provisions of the Pleasant Forest Homeowners’ Charter.”

A β€œGrandiloquent Word of the Day” meme featuring the word β€œSuaviloquent” with pronunciation [swah-VIL-oh-kwent] and definition: β€œSpeaking sweetly and agreeably in a sophisticated manner.” On the right, a detailed pen-and-ink illustration shows the Big Bad Wolf politely addressing one of the Three Little Pigs at the window of a straw cottage, gesturing with a walking stick as if making a formal announcement. The humorous example sentence reads: β€œIn suaviloquent phrases that suggested both refinement and regulatory authority, the wolf announced that the pigs’ homes violated multiple provisions of the Pleasant Forest Homeowners’ Charter.”

Suaviloquent [swahv-IL-oh-kwent]
(adj.)
Speaking sweetly and agreeably in a sophisticated manner.

Use:
β€œIn suaviloquent phrases that suggested both refinement and regulatory authority, the wolf announced that the pigs’ homes violated multiple provisions of the Pleasant Forest Homeowners’ Charter.”

10.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4
The Mouthpiece, Quality Comics masked detective character, discovers a human trafficking ring which hides women inside of sharks.

The Mouthpiece, Quality Comics masked detective character, discovers a human trafficking ring which hides women inside of sharks.

An absolutely unhinged sequence, god bless Golden Age comics.

09.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

cc The Hague

09.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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Okay, babies! I'm open again! Please consider me for a commission! I still have a backlog, but I'm over the hill on them and should get through them more smoothly now. Or if you wanna give me work as an early birthday present, that's cool too~

09.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Huh... It looks like a pair of giant boobs has just arrived at some fancy, fantasy-inflected soiree. I'm guessing it's Fantasy Judy... But for more, we may need to go behind the bust...

Art by @zdemian.bsky.social / Possibly @verdazin.bsky.social OCs to come #HyperSky

09.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Seriously though, American-English pronunciations are probably JUST as wrong as British in most instances. But say "Oregano" like an American and it's easy, tripping off the tongue. Say it like a Brit and it's like you've stubbed your toe on the "GAH" in the middle of your stride.

09.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - cat stuff, y’know.

09.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 442 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon drawing of a shaker with a label that says ranch dressing ALT: a cartoon drawing of a shaker with a label that says ranch dressing

Swear to god, every time I hear a Brit say "oar-ay-GAH-no" for "Oregano," it makes my face twitch.

09.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm not opposed. I probably should rewatch. I'm a huge fan of Rian Johnson and his KNIVES OUT work so I feel like I kinda get the ouevre. I just wonder about a few bits.

09.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get the bit and I don't wanna wreck it. I just feel like it isn't some dramatically perfect masterpiece either. That said, I tend to not love any SW beyond the original trilogy.

09.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretending like we're stupid.

09.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 365 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just fucked enough today to mention here that I feel pretty middling about TLJ. I thought it was good. I thought a lot of the dipshit critiques were exactly that. But I also don't get the Ride or Die love some folks give to it. But I also haven't bothered to watch TRoS.

09.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is absolutely hilarious and deserves a Veep-style TV adaptation.

09.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 3122 πŸ” 741 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 87
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The bombing of Iranian children is an unforgivable crime America has blood on its hands.

β€œHegseth insisted that β€œwe, of course, never target civilian targets,” but large-scale bombing raids often hit and kill civilians, including children. This is one reason that it is immoral, as well as illegal, to launch a war of aggression.”

Latest in PN:

www.publicnotice.co/p/iran-eleme...

09.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 470 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4
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I love Sophia so much...

This animation looks like it will be around 4:30-5 minutes long. It'll be on patreon.com/tailblazer in the next few weeks. :)

09.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 674 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sarah got some custom weights for her home gym! Gotta get some reps in to make this kitty babe even bigger! πŸ’ͺ

Trade for @mrmelted.bsky.social !

09.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 1054 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pro tip: feed your cow girl a bulk diet full of solid protein and calories to maximize her milk output that's also packed with all the right macronutrients to boost your gains in the gym.

It also boosts her mood!

25.08.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 1129 πŸ” 226 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1