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Marco Almada

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I have always depended on the kindness of otters. Postdoc in cyber policy @ Uni of Luxembourg. Skeets about work (public & EU law, regulation & AI, academia), hobbies (Warhammer 40k, sci-fi more generally, football), life, and bad puns.

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There is an obvious compromise here: furry versions of historical figures.

11.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 418 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 8
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That's crazy.

11.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

Real shit on the TL folx

11.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

11.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In an emergency, floor-level lighting will guide you to the nearest exit, which may be behind you, or denied you if you do not have our AirRewards app installed on your phone.

11.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
The front cover of Wittgenstein's 'Philosophical Grammar', with a small portrait and the title in a light greeny-blue. The title here has been altered to read 'Philosophical Grammarly'

The front cover of Wittgenstein's 'Philosophical Grammar', with a small portrait and the title in a light greeny-blue. The title here has been altered to read 'Philosophical Grammarly'

It's what he would have wanted

20.12.2024 20:48 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"Near SΓ£o Paulo" foi a versao poΓ©tica do mineiro 'Γ© logo ali'

11.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus said

"In 1941, in the peak years of the Looney Toones franchise, a cartoon was released, named "Wabbit Twouble", where Bugs Bunny faces off with his long time rival Elmer Fudd. But for just a moment, to mock the foolish Elme, Bugs inflates himself to a comically bloated form...."

11.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

in related news i'm excited to announce that i'm selling sam altman's house unless he asks me not to

29.09.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 12508 πŸ” 3257 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 239

Aham, entΓ£o fala aΓ­ quem foram os campeΓ΅es das copas de 1942 e 1946

10.03.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 481 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

dream gangbang sankey chart

11.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet it's still a bat

11.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Clown Shoes administration

11.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yaaay! That sounds amazing

11.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

vΓ£o acabar a comprar uns R a mais para "strawberry"

11.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

CACHORRINHO NΓƒO VÁ PARA O CENTRO DO RJ

11.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 541 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

me: *taking out my contacts*

the peppers I chopped into pieces 5 hours earlier: FINALLY our souls shall be avenged!

11.03.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 224 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.

11.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1292 πŸ” 331 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 9

You think it’s bad that everyone in natsec had tom Clancy as a formative experience? It’s worse if they didn’t!!!

11.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from β€˜Gregory Mammal-Friend’ (@cat_beltane): β€œamerica is good at blasting off its own dick with a shotgun and as a yank i am utterly fascinated by britain's ability to carefully place its dick in a drawer and slowly but firmly push it closed for two years straight”
11/03/2019, 00:21

Tweet from β€˜Gregory Mammal-Friend’ (@cat_beltane): β€œamerica is good at blasting off its own dick with a shotgun and as a yank i am utterly fascinated by britain's ability to carefully place its dick in a drawer and slowly but firmly push it closed for two years straight” 11/03/2019, 00:21

Well, er… happy seventh anniversary to this tweet, I suppose

11.03.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 1057 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

Hemingway and through a LOT of early drafts.

11.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A teddy bear with a "Policia Civil" sign around its neck and some drugs. #DrugBust

A teddy bear with a "Policia Civil" sign around its neck and some drugs. #DrugBust

Pablo Escobear arrested in GoiΓ‘s

10.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 8

"If Italy beats Mexico: USA is in the quarterfinals.

If Mexico beats Italy and scores at least five runs: USA and Mexico are in; Italy is out.

If Mexico beats Italy and scores four or less runs: Mexico and Italy are in; USA is out."

11.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies βœ”οΈ

republic subverted over sex hangups βœ”οΈ

β€œsand people” killed, royalty indifferent βœ”οΈ

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny βœ”οΈ

villains with silly names like β€œdooku” βœ”οΈ

powerful clerical order screwing up βœ”οΈ

list goes on

11.03.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 5084 πŸ” 1241 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 16

Military makes colossal blunders βœ”οΈ

Defense industrial base reliant on weirdos βœ”οΈ

Everybody’s hooked on deathsticks βœ”οΈ

Government filled with degenerate gamblers βœ”οΈ

Capital officially β€œeh?” on slavery βœ”οΈ

Robots are sassy distractions, add little βœ”οΈ

Heyblibber in operation βœ”οΈ

11.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

I agree that this is...not good. Curious even.

11.03.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 367 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Most people rejected his message. They hated Freud because he told them the truth.

11.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 948 πŸ” 250 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 15

'Is Miss Huggankiss there? I'm looking for Amanda Huggankiss.'

11.03.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"It's just a flesh wound"

11.03.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0