Lenny

Staying up late to eat those steak leftovers I know my parents are bringing back from their dinner tonight

The governor needs to fire Adams rather than losing good prosecutors

LETSGOOOOOOOO

Blessed are your eyes who have not been to Atlanta and met lashesbylily, bracesbybrittany and clipsbycarter all fresh HS grads sharing a ring light and a dream 😭😭😭

Elon Musk is calling for the CFPB's remaining account balance of $711,586,678 to be returned to the American taxpayers.

That you give everyone $2-$3.

But returning Elon Musk’s money to taxpayers would give everyone about $1,300 each.

This was BEEF in hometown Facebook page 😭 Thankful snowplows cleared the streets but trapped so many people into their homes including elders and handicap. Then people shoveled their sidewalks ✅ but then others shoveled their parking spots and threw snow back onto street and it was mayhem on FB

Everything he touches goes to shit.

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year.

2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0

Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?

yeah, lay off all the women and brown people then wonder why nobody spends money anymore. They're fucking brilliant

weird how Trump is doing everything he told us he would do

i heard a science person tweet “experiment and discover” and it’s been in my verbiage ever since

"fuck around and find out"? you mean the scientific method? idiot

Something to genuinely consider: if laws don't apply to them any more, why should they apply to us?

What's worse? Leaders that are too old or crypto bros named "bigballs" with access to your SSN?

WHAT? No more MAGA hats?

Anyone that didn't see this coming was not paying attention to what tRUMP said about Gaza before the election.

Too* 😔

Please correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t Ted Kaczynskis manifesto all about leftist being pushovers and just waving signs around but never actually doing anything about societal problems? Seems pretty accurate to this day

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

I DID NOT KNOW THEY COULD RELOCATE, THAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE.

Glad that protest vote against Biden & Harris worked out

Ah that’s why my nephew texted me

Try rugs.com ! I got a 17 x 12 ft rug from them in 2020 for a new hundred dollars and it’s held up well since then

At least you guys made a statement with your Jill Stein votes tho

Or second-hand/used

I think one of the craziest things an adult human can say is that they don’t eat vegetables

This is how I find out crown royal is Canadian