DJ McCann

I mean, I know it for the fact that their football team has remained undefeated for decades.

The site doesn't seem to be working for me.

I wondered whether any MLB player ever finished a season with a batting average of 31416. Easily found Scoops Carey, with Washington Senators of 1902. Carey is indeed the baseball face of pi, because while his 1902 batting average rounds to 31416, it extends to 31415929. I leave ERA to you.

Happy Pi Day!

Counterpoint: this is an INCREDIBLE card

Or, to put this all in a pithier way - a team with a critical mass of white athletes will inevitably construct the culture of Mission BBQ from first principles. The manager’s job is to construct the team in a way that keeps that from happening because it’s toxic

I want to know who is responsible for this, why they did it, and why just rallying around being really awesome at the best sport on the planet with a chance to prove on a global stage it is seemingly not enough motivation for the dudes in this clubhouse.

It’s poser bullshit and it sucks.

Of course, of course

Unfortunately, you only want to beef with the right people, and no one wants to pay for what they can find on the market for free. Your WARB is far too low.

Ah, so it's open season on that whole "express written consent" thing.

March is my third-least-favorite month for a reason

So...sports

Larry's mad, and that's a good thing.

This supposedly-sentient tube of hair gel said this morning that the Strait of Hormuz is totally open to sail through, as long as Iran stops bombing the ships.

I can't decide if Trump actually likes this nonsense while he plays with his dolls like Capt. Stillman, or just has no better options.

Unfortunately we were not informed that November 5, 2024 was an officially-declared Opposite Day.

a while back a guy I knew was trying to justify having gone to Curtis Yarvin's wedding, and his girlfriend said "Don't you find him thrillingly contrarian' and I said 'That's how boring people excuse being racist'

Tonight's scheduled show in Valencia has been rendered impossible due to physical exhaustion. Morrissey flew from Milan to Valencia and boy are his arms tired.

Really, really organic.

I thought this read "only 12 current members of the House were there when he was born" and said, "Yeah that tracks."

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Democrats could probably run with the fact that Trump is running his 2020 denial about covid playbook again with the Iran war, pretending it's not spiraling it's out of control and leaving a mess for the rest of us to clean up

"The Official Sewage Processor of YOUR Minnesota Twins!"

Philly fans take crochet to the next level — from ice cream helmets to mesh jerseys — and build a tight-knit community

There’s much more to Philly fans than the rowdy, gritty reputation attached to them. There’s also an entire community of Philly sports fans devoted to the crocheting and knitting.

Not really a good sign for his ability to control the motion of his...pitches.

I mean, clearly he has no use for it, so why not open up the market?

a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it . ALT: a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it .

I prevent this problem by not being good at any one thing

The Onion Film Standard: Oscars 2026

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military