DJ McCann

Ray, pretend I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.

There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down

Especially for a catcher.

Back when they tried having the Senior Professional Baseball Association the age cutoff for all players was 40, except catchers, which was 35.

Oh this game is gonna be good good

a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers ALT: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers

After which he begins the game by declaring

When did AJ Pierzynski turn into JD Vance?

That flag has at least 51 and possibly 53 stars

An old time-y illustration of a Tuna.

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Today we celebrate tuna. #JacobinDay

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I mean, I know it for the fact that their football team has remained undefeated for decades.

The site doesn't seem to be working for me.

I wondered whether any MLB player ever finished a season with a batting average of 31416. Easily found Scoops Carey, with Washington Senators of 1902. Carey is indeed the baseball face of pi, because while his 1902 batting average rounds to 31416, it extends to 31415929. I leave ERA to you.

Happy Pi Day!

Counterpoint: this is an INCREDIBLE card

Or, to put this all in a pithier way - a team with a critical mass of white athletes will inevitably construct the culture of Mission BBQ from first principles. The manager’s job is to construct the team in a way that keeps that from happening because it’s toxic

I want to know who is responsible for this, why they did it, and why just rallying around being really awesome at the best sport on the planet with a chance to prove on a global stage it is seemingly not enough motivation for the dudes in this clubhouse.

It’s poser bullshit and it sucks.

Of course, of course

Unfortunately, you only want to beef with the right people, and no one wants to pay for what they can find on the market for free. Your WARB is far too low.

Ah, so it's open season on that whole "express written consent" thing.

March is my third-least-favorite month for a reason

So...sports

Larry's mad, and that's a good thing.

This supposedly-sentient tube of hair gel said this morning that the Strait of Hormuz is totally open to sail through, as long as Iran stops bombing the ships.

I can't decide if Trump actually likes this nonsense while he plays with his dolls like Capt. Stillman, or just has no better options.

Unfortunately we were not informed that November 5, 2024 was an officially-declared Opposite Day.

a while back a guy I knew was trying to justify having gone to Curtis Yarvin's wedding, and his girlfriend said "Don't you find him thrillingly contrarian' and I said 'That's how boring people excuse being racist'

Tonight's scheduled show in Valencia has been rendered impossible due to physical exhaustion. Morrissey flew from Milan to Valencia and boy are his arms tired.

Really, really organic.

I thought this read "only 12 current members of the House were there when he was born" and said, "Yeah that tracks."

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash