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kit kat enthusiast. former journalist, always editor. founder of Fireside Fiction Company. i delete my old skeets on the regular. he/him

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Pitch an unnecessary sequel

The Dark Knight Also Rises

12.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

12.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I'm using Google Translate a lot to work out how to say certain things in French and sometimes when a sentence involves the second person it chooses the wrong form for what I need (tu vs vous) but it turns out I can get it to use the desired form by ending the sentence with either "buddy" or "sir" πŸ™ƒ

11.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1633 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 18
Screenshot showing my score on a color differentiation test, showing mine is 0.0044. Below that it says β€œGenuinely remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I’d accuse you of cheating but I don’t actually know how you’d cheat at this.

Screenshot showing my score on a color differentiation test, showing mine is 0.0044. Below that it says β€œGenuinely remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I’d accuse you of cheating but I don’t actually know how you’d cheat at this.

i am the eyball god

Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

12.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 9210 πŸ” 4224 πŸ’¬ 134 πŸ“Œ 207

How about introducing a bill to increase federal spending on a clean energy transition you stupid stupid motherfuckers

11.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 815 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3

This is AI, sorry everyone! This guy didn't make this. The guy he credits in his pinned post ALSO didn't make it. I found the guy who "made" it on instagram and he didn't make it either: a computer did. Oh well!

10.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1339 πŸ” 305 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 27

Yeah this was like… 17 years ago but yeah it was really really cool

10.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI have a baseball bat”

10.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That bench rules!

10.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Chart showing public support for U.S. military intervention in the first days of international conflicts
World War II 1941 97%
Afghanistan 2001 92%
Persian Gulf 1991 82%
Panama 1989 80%
Iraq 2003 76%
Korea 1950 75%
Kosovo 1999 58%
Grenada 1983 53%
Libya 2011 47%
Iran 2026 41%

Chart showing public support for U.S. military intervention in the first days of international conflicts World War II 1941 97% Afghanistan 2001 92% Persian Gulf 1991 82% Panama 1989 80% Iraq 2003 76% Korea 1950 75% Kosovo 1999 58% Grenada 1983 53% Libya 2011 47% Iran 2026 41%

receipts:

10.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i was there, the day danny slew the bradys

10.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 12614 πŸ” 2106 πŸ’¬ 616 πŸ“Œ 306
A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

09.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 11348 πŸ” 1992 πŸ’¬ 789 πŸ“Œ 493

All hail the popper

10.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dimensional Mermaid Scale Pendant Auction item 'Dimensional Mermaid Scale Pendant' hosted online at 32auctions.

I LOVE HIM

www.32auctions.com/organization...

#fandommarket

09.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hahaha yes!

09.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tired: The Emperor Has No Clothes

Wired: The King Wrongly Guessed Your Shoe Size to Your Face and Now You're Afraid to Not Wear the Painful Shoes He Gave You

09.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3

I honestly don't think Europeans can grasp this without getting a sense of like, daily scale in large parts of the United States. it's a big place!

09.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1530 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 45

She brings up something really important. All of the women in my family worked. AND I have the receipts to prove it having gone through census records back... over 100 years. Now some of my family was very middle class (in the US sense) but everyone was working at something.

09.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

This didn't happen. The perception that it did is largely based on fictional shows that were about rich people. Much more common was a household where one person (theoretically Dad in a het household) was the higher earner and paid the housing costs and the other paid utilities & food

09.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 2943 πŸ” 731 πŸ’¬ 157 πŸ“Œ 151

CALL YOUR SENATORS and tell them absolutely NO on the SAVE act, which is deliberately designed to keep married women, trans people, & anyone who's ever changed their name from voting. It's an evil and pointless bill. Kill it dead.

09.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Young authors writing older characters: 70 is not that old. Pls drop the nostalgia for Elvis & fear of smart phones. A 70-yo just left her corporate job a year ago & has been on the internet longer than you have. She isn’t afraid to drive on the freeway, she’s commuted for decades. πŸ™„

09.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 9

haha nice!

09.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking on a sidewalk ALT: a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking on a sidewalk
09.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My boots are filthy lol

09.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a photo of you in another decade/century/millennium/era/eon.

09.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

man i gotta get out of new england

09.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0