google, what is the melting point of my enemies
10.03.2026 20:04
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google, what is the melting point of my enemies
when you sleep so good that you wake up in the morgue
i was awarded the michelin star for my bravery in kitchen battle
if you don't agree i'll smash you to bits
less World of Tanks, more World of Thanks 🙏
My 43 year old friend Chris who still lives in his amniotic sac can narrow himself down into a long tube shape and fit through the opening at the bottom of a toilet bowl. His bones are so soft. Amazing party trick but he never gets laid.
when i grow up i want to be tired forever
put them out the airlock if they love space so much
godspeed
lose weight by eating 1000 lemons
dag nabitt
i call bullshit on sleep. does nothing
he lost 38 lbs from trying to eat everything with chopsticks
narrated by david attenborough
what app through yonder windows breaks
they are little emotional bulldozers trundling up and down the red carpet
yes, they say it will happen somewhere in a place ...
3 guys and a folk
thank
the prophecy foretells of the arrival of many guys to the thing
plant it so as to make it grow into a tree. never need to buy tortillas again
oh god no. thanks for asking though 🙏
nobody even once asked me if i wanted to be ceo of bsky
weather permitting
you insult my honor. i challenge you to pistols at dawn on sat, sept 8, 2187
hek!
a fine mist upon you all 🙏
told grackle he not so common an lil tear slid out his eye
omw
Some people believe it's wrong to hunt people with a crossbow. Others disagree and believe it's a misunderstood pastime. The truth likely lies somewhere in between