Perry Johnson is an absolute dingdong who is wasting a lot of money on campaign ads and Botox
11.03.2026 23:11
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And a Churu
11.03.2026 23:08
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Somebody just watched Rudolph!
11.03.2026 22:54
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He has always been a pleasure to watch.
11.03.2026 22:50
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Omg hahahahaha
11.03.2026 22:42
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I have a question for him
11.03.2026 22:40
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I hate this for you
11.03.2026 17:19
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Plausible deniability is probably the best thing about living with someone else
11.03.2026 16:50
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A calico and white cat, lying on her back with her paws in the air, in front of a fire in a fireplace.
I'm so sorry! Here is Pia, enjoying a fire as only she can.
11.03.2026 16:49
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They might not tell us outright at first, but those people who watch pizza deliveries at the white house to predict wars should notice an uptick in champagne deliveries and they can let us know.
11.03.2026 16:39
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What kind of monster doesn't pull up a new Clorox wipe for the next person?
11.03.2026 16:33
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My sweet Saturn used to run up to me and put her paw over my mouth. If I was standing up she would grab my leg and yowl.
Everyone is a critic
11.03.2026 11:47
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I am willing to make some sacrifices, but probably not the kind he's thinking of
11.03.2026 11:06
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11.03.2026 11:02
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10.03.2026 23:06
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We camped on Kelley's Island quite a while ago, and there was so much to do and see on KI that we never made it over to Put-In-Bay.
We took the car ferry over from Marblehead, maybe? We were on the island an extra day because there were storms and they shut the ferry down.
10.03.2026 20:18
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Also, I was hoping someone would loan me a Chris Craft, so we would look cool as shit doing it.
10.03.2026 20:02
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Okay, hear me out. When I retire I think it would be the coolest thing ever to navigate from the Great Lakes, via various seaways and canals, to the Atlantic.
What I'm guessing is, you might be in? I took Boater's Safety when I was 16. How much could change in 42 years?
10.03.2026 20:02
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I am the same lol
10.03.2026 19:57
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Oooh I did not know she had a second book!
10.03.2026 18:59
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Not everything needs an app. Let's just think about what we're doing here
10.03.2026 17:18
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One time I was waiting in the exam room so long I fell asleep. Doctor came in and remarked that it must be nice to be able to take a nap during the day.
I said it was great and that he should make an appointment w/himself so he could take a nap, too
10.03.2026 17:10
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They have been saying that Sharia Law is/is going to be imposed in Dearborn, MI for decades.
It's so stupid.
10.03.2026 16:59
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Someone just reheated an entire hot dog and bun in the microwave and I am so jealous that I don't have a hot dog in a bun for lunch ☹️
10.03.2026 16:02
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I have too many to choose from
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10.03.2026 09:50
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I really don't miss it
09.03.2026 23:59
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I left because I got pregnant without being married, and I was told I had to apologize to the entire congregation for sinning, or else leave the church. So I left 🤷♀️
09.03.2026 23:40
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I was raised in an evangelical Baptist church. When the church doors were open, we were there. Every fun thing - movies, dancing, popular TV shows, magazines, books - was sinful. I hated it long before I left.
09.03.2026 23:40
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Alt text for the video since it's not working:
A man is in the distance, using an electric hedge trimmer on an apple tree, randomly hacking at branches.
09.03.2026 21:47
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