Cutting ties, cashing in, and carrying a big… presence. You really don’t do anything small, huh? 😉
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Cutting ties, cashing in, and carrying a big… presence. You really don’t do anything small, huh? 😉
If teasing were a sport, you’d be dripping gold medals. 🥵
Bold of you to assume I’d survive the avalanche from those cheeks. I don’t even have dental insurance. 🙈
The zoo called—they want their leading attraction back. 😂
Honestly? Kind of honored to be called out by the sidewalk.
Lions and tigers and bears—my oh my, looks like someone’s packing more than just wilderness survival skills. 😆
The salt is endless, my patience is not. Welcome to gay survival mode. Salar de Uyuni.
Oscar Bear sounds like the name of a Build-A-Bear that was recalled for containing lead paint and bad takes.
You’ll be removing the layers that don’t belong to you!