Sarah 🍕

Wow Elisa. Hot take!

Money. Autocorrect, if you had a neck to wring...

a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen . Alt: The "why not both?" girl meme

A metric fuckton of maturity? You could be spending that sock month on *anything*.

One of those things we all knew was going to happen but is still so awful when it's confirmed. 😩

This is a sign of maturity or just having a metric fuckton of socks.

She had to travel the long way round and go via Asia (~13000 miles) after traveling to the airport in Oman.

This malicious and incompetent administration couldn't even get our own people out before starting a major regional war 😠

My friend made it home from the United Arab Emirates without being bombed or shot down! 🥳

(She was working at a university there, not being a rich asshole in Dubai, just for the record)

I appreciate everyone who doesn't come with loud bass music! 😂

Very weird. It's almost 20 years FFS!

My calls died down after just a few years, it's pretty wild for them still to be looking for him after all this time. Maybe collections calls or PIs trying to hunt him down?

So far no, I haven't had one since, well. Last week. 😅

I'm ok! Getting over a whole *thing* with my back, I messed it up pretty bad on Friday so I've just been taking it really easy. Walks and muscle relaxants, not doing a whole lot. It's quite a bit better now but it was a lousy weekend. What's up with you?

Oh yeah, we've got the boom cars. Plus the dirt bikes and ATVs. Plus people driving like maniacs. Plus sidewalk parties (drinking and smoking weed out on the sidewalk with the parked car stereo blasting). Plus the bars are packed. Etc. 😮‍💨

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When I got my current number, I was plagued with calls and texts for "Max". Often they refused to believe that I wasn't Max or that it wasn't his number. Super weird. One of them finally told me that Max was a drug dealer... I figured he probably went to jail and lost his phone contract. 🥴

No no, he's thinking "John finally got the hang of effective Youtube titles!"

In upper Manhattan - I've been laying down quietly at home just chilling and didn't notice anything at all. I might have ignored a noise but not a big shake.

What if we all just collectively agreed to elect Sheldon Whitehouse to be the next president because having President Whitehouse in the White House would be pretty funny.

We could do a lot worse and it would save like a trillion dollars.

When every police department from local to the DOJ is full fascist there's no one left to press charges for crimes, I guess?

I decided not to take the quiz when I read that the human pieces of writing were "selected by AI". Bah.

Maybe they need some feedback about it!

My neighborhood is so wild tonight, I hate to see what will happen if it becomes warm on a Saturday. It's MONDAY y'all. Chill the fuck out.

I would love to hear his explanation of why he only reads "old" books and not new books... 🥴 I have my suspicions.

Spending all your time with the Nazis on Twitter is bad enough. Hanging out with sycophantic chatbots the rest of the time. Oof!

Gross.

Video/audio in application just feels like a more efficient way to discriminate against applicants 😒

I had this exact thought when I saw that photo of him, LOL.

I literally got rid of my physical TV. It's very peaceful.

I also got rid of my TV 10+ years ago, haha.

We were right then and we are right now!

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A screenshot of the Dow Jones stock index chart, showing the last month where it has relentlessly been dropping a total of over 3,000 points

Thanks, Trump! Making America a better place every day 🤪

I'm in recovery mode so it had to be a BEC.