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Sarah Pretz

@msmaladjust

Married. Mom of two. Classically trained. Rage-y. Neurospicy. Big giant nerd. Big giant reader. Just a big giant, really. Trump is a pedophile.

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Latest posts by Sarah Pretz @msmaladjust

OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT

12.03.2026 15:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 21:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YOU SAID IT

10.03.2026 12:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Weird, I could've sworn his type was more "short and vibrating with fury," but what do I know.
Also.... Rhea Ripley? Really Mike? 🤔

10.03.2026 02:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can I say that I don't even think I would hesitate? I already have Julian's tacit approval

10.03.2026 02:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe you can offer to hold the camera or something

10.03.2026 02:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Please continue to update, I need to know how this story ends

10.03.2026 02:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Seriously though, you can't expect me to keep this many orifices in good repair all at the same time

06.03.2026 21:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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He either doesn't know what "imminent" means, or he thinks we don't.

05.03.2026 13:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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FINISH HIM

03.03.2026 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hahahaha

02.03.2026 20:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now I'm worried I was being too subtle

02.03.2026 20:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Annual box of hamentaschen arrived from my in-laws, thus kicking off my annual tradition of finding out how much shortbread I can consume until I physically can't move anymore

27.02.2026 20:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Depends on where the pain is. Lower back, you probably want a hip squeezer. Middle and upper middle? A posture corrector might be better. I have some friends who wear honest to God corsets for back pain.

27.02.2026 03:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's okay, I'll encourage them for you

25.02.2026 03:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you for your service

24.02.2026 22:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Parenting a smaller version of yourself is so fucking hard when you've always hated yourself

23.02.2026 19:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just a quick post to thank @itsladarrion.bsky.social for sharing his art with the world, Blood at the Root is one of the best books I've read in the last year and I'm only hallway through it ♥️♥️♥️

14.02.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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14.02.2026 15:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't do my man Spike like that

14.02.2026 04:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really like my dimmable Kindle

13.02.2026 03:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would like this framed for my wall please

12.02.2026 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spectacularly bad, dogshit take here. Bondi's problem isn't hormonal. It's that she's a fascist.

12.02.2026 21:17 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a spectacularly bad take, my dude

12.02.2026 21:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Genuinely curious as to what makes you think she would give a shit. It's not like she married him for love.

12.02.2026 21:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seven guilted me into playing Minecraft with him and now I wish I was dead

12.02.2026 21:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That obviously is supposed to say "fucking crazy"
Editing would be good

11.02.2026 00:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching Green Day's 2025 Sao Paulo concert on YouTube with Five, we're both enjoying it tremendously, except she just turned to me said "did he just say 'let's go ducking crazy?' in her little piping voice and I just

11.02.2026 00:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Conservatives are afraid of the weirdest things

10.02.2026 22:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because she loooooooves youuuuuuuu

10.02.2026 22:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0