girl named the problem

Received 8 bytes from Charlotte in 2ms!

girl who thinks it’s the end of her life over $40

you wouldn't de-silly a toy

there are many signs the universe wants me dead but i persist regardless. it will have to kill me if it wants me gone

i will destroy your home like a tornado and blow you up explosion style. Be Careful

disaster

current mood:

wikipedia activate birthday mode now

i wish my endo would stop trying to detrans me for fun

who needs friends when you have enemies like these

actually it’s only scary 🙂‍↕️

oh that’s probably scary mostly

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

ideas form in its head

ptosis

let’s all be problems today

let’s all have problems today

let’s all miss izzy today

Can they just leak a halo 3 re-release exactly as it was and have that be the new main halo game. It was fucking perfect in every way. You can literally play Halo 3 right now I can play with my boner right now or maybe even my butthole

My shadow

Recognizable silhouettes are important to differentiate your character roster

going to fight god jrpg style and put his dick in a panini maker

it should be electrocuted every time it refers to itself as “i”

i hope something bad happens soon to blame on how i will crumble

railroad spike through my eye

brappacino

oort cloud would be a beautiful name for a girl

venture fourth into brongus unknown

tonight i’m going to do my favorite thing in the world. reformat legendkeeper articles “for” my friends so that they might have new things to complain about

ohhh thank u

going to start exercising extreme willpower in my “no food ever” diet