Pic of cricket standing outside wearing a pink top and brown cardigan, hair is short and wavy.
Boss sent me this picture of myself from 2012 and friend told me they wouldn’t even have recognized it as me if I hadn’t told them. I barely recognize myself. Can’t stop looking at it, it’s like a time warp
At least I have that going for me 😭😂🫶🏻
you should be able to power wash memories out of your head
All I really want in life is a deep hole in the earth into which I can crawl between virtual meetings
just made up a headache as an excuse to decline from participation in a social interaction and then promptly got an actual headache so either I’m cursed or I’m a witch
😇
Cricket leaning head on hand with elbow on desk, wearing a plaid shirt and the aforementioned morose expression. Hair unattractively frizzy
Resting done-with-this-shit face
oh this is the least of my worries about myself
whatever i'm searching for on bluesky is none of my business lol
absolutely no recollection of these searches lmao
Picture of desktop bluesky app showing my recent searches as “blood” and “dildo”
quick question what the fuck is wrong with me
Whenever I post something:
the "state of anhedonia" i find myself in involves staring morosely at the wall behind my desk with a hollow carved out feeling in my soul but it would be much more entertaining if it were a fictional nation in a marx brothers movie
Someone said "that's right, you deserve it" to me the other night and made me say "yes I deserve it" back to them and I swear I almost came again immediately
This could be us
I don't post for a few days and everyone thinks I'm dead
*mute
Yeah but like I don’t wanna mite the word “trans” bc that’s cutting me off from my community. I fuckin hate this
not sure if there’s anything I can mute on here to avoid the constant onslaught of reminders that they’re trying to genocide my child
Im being attacked by my laziness
If they can scrape roadkill off hot black top then I still have a chance.
Perfect thanks
Never stay in a marriage or relationship you wouldn’t want someone you love to be in.
can someone pee for me i dont wanna move
I’m gonna teach me a lesson
S exy
L ady
U nder
T remendous
S tress
bedrotting for everyone!
The good thing about daylight savings is it gives me something to blame all problems on for a few days
Worked until 7, fuck this fuck that fuck everything
I should be Doing Things but instead I Shall Not
