Cricket, Offensive Misandrist (@manicpanic)

me on bsky dot app w my moots

11.03.2026 21:35 👍 31 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Cuuuuuuute 😍

11.03.2026 21:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I used to curse my baby face but now i'm so grateful for the delayed aging process lol

11.03.2026 18:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

he's not as nice as he seems.

11.03.2026 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pic of cricket standing outside wearing a pink top and brown cardigan, hair is short and wavy.

Boss sent me this picture of myself from 2012 and friend told me they wouldn’t even have recognized it as me if I hadn’t told them. I barely recognize myself. Can’t stop looking at it, it’s like a time warp

11.03.2026 18:00 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

At least I have that going for me 😭😂🫶🏻

11.03.2026 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you should be able to power wash memories out of your head

11.03.2026 17:52 👍 103 🔁 36 💬 3 📌 3

All I really want in life is a deep hole in the earth into which I can crawl between virtual meetings

11.03.2026 16:20 👍 28 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

just made up a headache as an excuse to decline from participation in a social interaction and then promptly got an actual headache so either I’m cursed or I’m a witch

11.03.2026 17:42 👍 45 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0

😇

11.03.2026 15:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cricket leaning head on hand with elbow on desk, wearing a plaid shirt and the aforementioned morose expression. Hair unattractively frizzy

Resting done-with-this-shit face

11.03.2026 15:37 👍 76 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

oh this is the least of my worries about myself

11.03.2026 15:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

whatever i'm searching for on bluesky is none of my business lol

11.03.2026 15:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

absolutely no recollection of these searches lmao

11.03.2026 15:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Picture of desktop bluesky app showing my recent searches as “blood” and “dildo”

quick question what the fuck is wrong with me

11.03.2026 15:00 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0

Whenever I post something:

11.03.2026 14:52 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

the "state of anhedonia" i find myself in involves staring morosely at the wall behind my desk with a hollow carved out feeling in my soul but it would be much more entertaining if it were a fictional nation in a marx brothers movie

11.03.2026 14:47 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Someone said "that's right, you deserve it" to me the other night and made me say "yes I deserve it" back to them and I swear I almost came again immediately

11.03.2026 14:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This could be us

11.03.2026 10:44 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

I don't post for a few days and everyone thinks I'm dead

11.03.2026 02:50 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0

*mute

11.03.2026 02:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah but like I don’t wanna mite the word “trans” bc that’s cutting me off from my community. I fuckin hate this

11.03.2026 02:25 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

not sure if there’s anything I can mute on here to avoid the constant onslaught of reminders that they’re trying to genocide my child

11.03.2026 02:20 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Im being attacked by my laziness

11.03.2026 01:55 👍 37 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

If they can scrape roadkill off hot black top then I still have a chance.

11.03.2026 01:41 👍 17 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Perfect thanks

11.03.2026 01:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never stay in a marriage or relationship you wouldn’t want someone you love to be in.

11.03.2026 01:19 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

can someone pee for me i dont wanna move

11.03.2026 00:59 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

I’m gonna teach me a lesson

10.03.2026 23:55 👍 33 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

S exy
L ady
U nder
T remendous
S tress

10.03.2026 23:00 👍 25 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

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