Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.
04.02.2026 01:15
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Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.
she has a tiny beer now
photo of my old black lab dog
the wise treat noticer
Listen. Right now things are tough. Can't make car payments, can't make house payments. Brother just got called up to active service. You got one in the stink. We all know how that feels
But don't forget: for everyone one in the stink, you better believe the Good Lord gonna give you two in the pink
I tried reducing my dog's polygon count to improve loading times but I accidentally rendered him as an infinitesimal one-dimensional point in spacetime and now I can't remember where I left him
tom philip, moron. It's fucked up that the dog from frasier probably thought it was all real
white boy orders daddy mulk in perfect zuntata, stunning the club
shimp
shimp
*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want
you have strokes of genius, I have strokes of penius. we are not the same
Electric vehicle on fire at Circus Liquor in North Hollywood.
Hollywood.
I was planning on using fire skills then switching over to abyss/miasma chain for hell but they feel so bad to me. I binded Hephasto with a conviction aura I think if I can get a flickering flame helm I'll be good
youtube thumbnails titled 'Your RAM Is Fake. The Moon Broke Timezones. And Your Compiler Is Guessing', 'The 5 Gayest Breakdowns', and 'MLB | Weirdest Pitching Styles'
algorithm trying to triangulate my soul
Now draw her in comically oversized swirly round glasses
digital art. cartoonish crying orange cat wearing a pink cowboy hat
cat
yes I'm playing diablo II warlock I have my stupid little spirit crystal sword I made lister the tormentor my demon pet I'm casting screenwide pentagrams I'm a fat seal being fed fish and slapping my belly
it's a game changer for sure
my worst trait is getting a two-factor sign in code and thinking "I could have guessed that in 2 or 3 tries. that's an easy one". second worse is getting a sandwich at the grocery store deli and thinking it's unfair they used ingredients from the store. that's cheating.
found a guy
Pronk
far harbor is a nice new vegas like DLC and the environment is fun to explore but everything else is so bad. tying upgrades to finding random junk like glue bottles and duct tape and the base building feels so bad
Domingo German!!
listen, it's cool, Buffalo Wild Wings said I can hang out at the corner booth and play my "video game" (Makai Toushi SaGa on the Wonderswan Color) as long as I order one of their "ragin' appetizers" from the menu every 90 minutes
reading 'reading for dummies' and nodding occasionally
gotta hand it to fleetwood mac they really were tangoing in the night
