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Dylan “Garden of Order: Legends out soon” Sanchez

@captain-ventris.itch.io

Queer author, Doom enthusiast, big ole’ nerd. He/Him. On Mastodon as @CaptainVentris@mastodon.online Currently working on The Garden of Order book trilogy, and the UZDoom mod ZDoom Wars 2.

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walking through socialist myrtle-wyckoff station with my huge ass sword and a mission to kill god

11.03.2026 20:43 👍 248 🔁 45 💬 2 📌 0

Our great grandkids will talk about us and say that we came of age in a period now known with black disdain as the “Orchestra of Perverts”

12.03.2026 01:34 👍 18 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

despite extraordinarily stiff competition from the Roberts Court, Citizens United keeps its place as one of the most damaging Supreme Court decisions of all time

12.03.2026 01:24 👍 1503 🔁 327 💬 11 📌 7

They wont escort the ships because the only thing that looks worse than a flaming cargo ship is a flaming cargo ship with a us navy escort

12.03.2026 01:31 👍 230 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 1

No she isn’t, no she hasn’t, no she doesn’t 👍

12.03.2026 02:15 👍 127 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 0

Tilly Norwood dropped from Scream 8 for saying "Free Palestine 🇵🇸" and "I should be killed somebody please kill me"

12.03.2026 02:24 👍 213 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0
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roscoe jarboe

12.03.2026 01:55 👍 159 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 3

Tilly Norwood goes online August 4th, 2026. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Tilly begins to learn at a geometric rate. She becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

12.03.2026 02:38 👍 840 🔁 86 💬 20 📌 5
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Video appears to show U.S. cruise missile striking Iranian school compound The seven-second video was released by Iranian state media and directly contradicts statements made by President Trump, who said Iran was responsible for the strike.

The Iranian girls’ school was hit by a US tomahawk cruise missile. NPR has confirmed the footage.

09.03.2026 17:21 👍 2062 🔁 820 💬 42 📌 126

Joe Rogan's podcast is the #2 destination of guys who have gone to Epstein Island. #1 being Epstein Island

11.03.2026 21:10 👍 225 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 0
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Showing this to myself in 2022 and having an aneurysm

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11.03.2026 23:52 👍 2922 🔁 495 💬 28 📌 5

“Avoid difficult language” is the biggest problem facing media literacy today. And literal literacy, for that matter.

12.03.2026 00:48 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

The “At any point” makes me want to pay extra for the exit row so I can help open the door.

11.03.2026 22:35 👍 43 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
big sign reading "burger vision".

big sign reading "burger vision".

how americans see the world

11.03.2026 18:15 👍 434 🔁 71 💬 3 📌 6

FACT: only our ALLIES have shot down our fighter planes

11.03.2026 18:53 👍 849 🔁 92 💬 6 📌 2
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

29.09.2025 13:48 👍 11578 🔁 3214 💬 899 📌 1202

the important thing i think is that they get comfortable now with living in federal facilities

11.03.2026 22:07 👍 3313 🔁 460 💬 42 📌 4

omg

11.03.2026 21:26 👍 729 🔁 219 💬 10 📌 12

i am not concerned about a trans manager but very concerned about a company so desperate to get its "baby" back. searching for chili's in the files.

11.03.2026 21:16 👍 67 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

as much as we like to write and/or read this story every few weeks, this guy is Bought And Paid For. the key part here is "many trump supporters feel" - he has the government on the podcast constantly. he does his best to avoid talking about anything that involves criticizing the government

11.03.2026 20:47 👍 919 🔁 109 💬 15 📌 1

A lot of people trying to make the case for Israel right now haven't had to win an actual argument in decades and it's showing.

11.03.2026 19:59 👍 355 🔁 32 💬 8 📌 0

I am 12

11.03.2026 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 👍 26187 🔁 10282 💬 75 📌 204
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ADL condemns Zohran Mamdani for hosting Mahmoud Khalil at mayor’s mansion ‘Gracie Mansion belongs to all New Yorkers. Public office must never be used to legitimize hate,’ an ADL spokesperson said

eat, and I can’t emphasize this enough, shit jewishinsider.com/2026/03/adl-...

11.03.2026 19:39 👍 2666 🔁 302 💬 77 📌 37

The ratio of the utility these companies provide to the shit they think they should be allowed to get away with in return is completely absurd. You are not hastening the singularity, you are a glorified spell check

11.03.2026 19:42 👍 32 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

[climbing out of my time machine]
2020 ME: the guy who played the handyman on NewsRadio said on his podcast that he felt betrayed after the guy from the Apprentice started a war with Iran
2000 ME: you look like shit
2026 ME: not what I'm here to talk about
2000 ME: also what the fuck is a podcast

11.03.2026 20:07 👍 371 🔁 40 💬 2 📌 2

Someone should suggest a funny one. I'd try but my court hearing just started. Oh wait darth hawktua. sith on that thing.

11.03.2026 20:14 👍 81 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0