Emotional Support Demon

Leg day feels like a humiliation ritual 😭

Been there 😭 it is worth it you just have to lock the fuck in and don’t give up

guys I hope my next partner actually likes me

A girl asked for my number last night at the bar and I told her in the spirit of honesty that I was kind of in a situationship and she asked if I wanted her Instagram for when the situationship fell apart and NGL that was so smooth.

Never tell a man how people have hurt you before because he will do all of it exactly and more.

Anyways, please enjoy these pictures of the girls 🩷🎀

Featuring: @dominationdaddy.bsky.social @simplyeloise.bsky.social @sparkleboob.bsky.social Et al.

Hot girl shit

Real 😭

My wife says I like The Pitt because "where else do you see competent people in positions of authority trying to help?"

if you’re unwilling to take feedback you can suck my entire dick

I will stan ROSALÍA until my dying breath for this album.

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

There’s also just a difference between “you are so cool and pretty” and being fucking weird and creepy about it.

I am going to start being rude to men because yall take me being cordial to you as me being open to you hitting on me. Please, I am a person wanting interaction with another person and if I liked you that way, you’d fucking know. I don’t play coy and I’m chalant as fuck in my romantic pursuits.

Hehehehehehhe he’s not on here so I can talk about him as much as I want :3

Not terribly mad. I always think it’s the end of the world and then it’s not.

Real flashcard I just made for pharmacology

Damn I just realized I’m in a totally new season of my life with a new plot line and different cast

They are mad but if they are stalking you to that degree they are just obsessed with you at that point

The state can fund concentration camps and all of your media, but it’s communism if you want some help with your healthcare.

I’m already in a semi-aesthetics field with dermatology but my girls in plastics are so clutch with stuff for me.

So FUCKING blessed to have friends in high places (aesthetics medicine)

Nothing can possibly hurt me today. I clocked a heart murmur (aortic stenosis) correctly💫😌

I agree 100% (Umbreon)

Head nurse in SIM in front of 30 people 😭 what are the fucking odds.

I was smooth with it even though it’s a humiliation ritual for sure.

Gods fucking favorite today, I got the clinical schedule I wanted 😭🙏

Quote this post w your hottest selfie

(Feels like a lifetime ago tbh)

It’s about effort and fun, and if you genuinely can’t do that to match your partner’s energy you are so incredibly lame.

Source: personal experience 😭