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Yesterday Trump said the war was almost over. Hegseth bragged about the largest attacks ever. This morning three tankers are burning in the Strait of Hormuz. Trump’s strategy is a failure of Epstein proportions.

11.03.2026 12:10 👍 253 🔁 125 💬 19 📌 6

Das ist ja auch ein Senioren Und Versehrten Mobil.

11.03.2026 13:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sigh, *their*

11.03.2026 12:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Burning ship from the back. In the middle is a lifeboat, ready to be dropped into the sea. On it is Hegseth's face. To the left is the text 'Get me out of Here!'

Burning ship from the back. In the middle is a lifeboat, ready to be dropped into the sea. On it is Hegseth's face. To the left is the text 'Get me out of Here!'

Seems like another ship was attacked in the Strait of Hormuz.

Pete Hegseth said if “Iran does anything to stop the flow of oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America 20 times harder than they have been hit thus far." 😂 Dude, they're doing it since the start!

11.03.2026 12:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The tie is covering what he's doing to the couch.

11.03.2026 11:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Das ist toll, schräg, aber sinnvoll und funktioniert. Ich brauche dafür auch keine Untertitel. 😁

11.03.2026 11:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post by Aaron Rupar @atupar "Q: You said the war is 'very complete.' But your defense secretary says 'this is just the beginning.' So which is it? TRUMP: You could say both" Below is a photo of Trump at a press conference. Behind him, the aerial photo of the freshly dug graves of the 175 school children was inserted.

Post by Aaron Rupar @atupar "Q: You said the war is 'very complete.' But your defense secretary says 'this is just the beginning.' So which is it? TRUMP: You could say both" Below is a photo of Trump at a press conference. Behind him, the aerial photo of the freshly dug graves of the 175 school children was inserted.

The new war flag is missing in the background...

11.03.2026 10:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣

11.03.2026 10:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think we'll hear more from her if they don't kill her. She's going to be a Jasmine Crockett or AOC if she goes into politics.

11.03.2026 10:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Nazis also picked the best books: Heinrich Mann, Arnold & Stefan Zweig, Kurt Tucholsky, B. Traven, Bertha von Suttner, Erich Maria Remarque, Alfred Döblin...

11.03.2026 10:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You didn't mention a name in your post, but somehow I was immediately thinking of synthetic clothing, like, IDK Polyester? Getting a makeover and still losing you seat is priceless, though.

11.03.2026 09:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Given that they are so good at putting their foot in their mouth (German: "Ins Fettnäpfchen treten" = stepping into a pot of fat), they'll be pretty good at stepping into a honeypot.

11.03.2026 09:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Für erreichbaren Schimmel, hat Jörg ja einen Hinweis gegeben. Schimmel macht sich aber sehr gerne breit, wo du das nicht siehst; in Rolladenkästen, hinter Einbauküchen, in Belüftungskanälen, etc. Wenn man nichts findet, muss man dann die schweren (und oft knuddeligen) Geschütze auffahren.

11.03.2026 09:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow, da braucht man ja nur das Company profile lesen... Ist natürlich auch viel besser als Atomkraftwerke von Putin steuern zu lassen.

" - und damit die Möglichkeit, zentrale Energiewende-Themen datengestützt zu betrahten..." Ich betrahte die Qualität deren Daten als zweifelhaft.

11.03.2026 09:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥇

11.03.2026 09:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ja. Sicher sollte man ihren Lebenslauf durchleuchten, da findet man auf jeden Fall, dass sie von rehbraunen Augen "attraktiver" Kinder schwärmt. 🙄

11.03.2026 09:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It might have reached its prime goals, though. We don't know how high the bribes from the Gulf states to the Trump clan will be to stop the war, and people didn't talk about the Trump files for a while.

11.03.2026 08:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Na das hat Kretschmann doch schon vor 15 Jahren gemacht! Seitdem gibt es keine Automobilindustrie mehr. Ich weiß noch wie Mercedes ihre 12-spännige Reisekutsche und Porsche den High-Speed Sulky auf der IAA vorgestellt hat.

11.03.2026 08:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BTW, as there are rumours that they plan to put "boots on the ground" to remove their enriched uranium, Iran is probably building a honeypot to unlace those boots.

11.03.2026 08:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👍 That's the first mode: say how it isn't. The second is to claim they did what was already done, like Obama blocking Iran to build a bomb.

11.03.2026 08:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Die sind ja noch dabei: Gleich nach der Wahl wollten sie einen Teilzeitvertrag für den Ministerpräsident-Posten abschließen.

11.03.2026 08:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is @szde.bsky.social but no posts yet. ☹️

11.03.2026 08:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But he's a TV host! Look how "alpha" he said that *if* “Iran does anything to stop the flow of oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America 20 times harder than they have been hit thus far." while the Strait of Hormuz is already closed. 🙄

11.03.2026 08:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

💯 It's so ridiculous telling someone pointing a gun at you what you will do if he draws a gun.

11.03.2026 08:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A satellite map shows how shipping through the Strait of Hormuz has effectively stopped since Iran said it has closed the key route (Picture: Marine Traffic)

A satellite map shows how shipping through the Strait of Hormuz has effectively stopped since Iran said it has closed the key route (Picture: Marine Traffic)

Pete Hegseth said if “Iran does anything to stop the flow of oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America 20 times harder than they have been hit thus far." 😂

I guess that arsehole controlled whether he projects enough 'alpha' in the mirror before the presser.

11.03.2026 07:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

💯 The more it is necessary to reject somebody who speaks up.

11.03.2026 07:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Antik-demokratisch ja, aber Präzedenzfall war das nicht. Die FDP hatte da schon Erfahrung drin. Hoffentlich war's das jetzt mit dem Pack. ⚰️

11.03.2026 07:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Simple as in one 'f', not "barf food"...

11.03.2026 07:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*have sent" FFS

11.03.2026 07:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of Stephen Miller eh a facial expression like a mafioso.

Picture of Stephen Miller eh a facial expression like a mafioso.

That doesn't even include the vampires!

11.03.2026 00:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0