Crisp

Tipped it. Grafs goal.

Macklin again! 3-1 Sharks. Or Graf topped it.

Ferraro! Now it’s 2-1 Sharks.

Nothing going at all on the powerplay.

That’s gonna be offsides imo. 😕

Definitely! ⭐️

Celebrini again! 2-1 Sharks. #TheFutureIsTeal

lol me too.

a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face Alt: Debbie Downer from SNL making a cringe face as a sad trombone sound plays

Then it deflates falls in the ocean and a fish chokes to death on it

Macklin nice shot!!

Sharks saved by a whistle.

Not for long. Hope he’s ok.

So scary. He may have been unconscious for a second as he slid there. He wasn’t controlling his movements.

Chernyshov omg

“This should have always been a team effort,” is a really great way of saying “we really didn’t plan for any of this.”

This is the entire story right here.

2 headlines from this week

Wow. There really is no bottom.

www.cnn.com/2026/03/13/p...

Looks like a young Farley in the making.

If Joe Biden's son-in-law was flying around the Middle East as an unofficial Secretary of State while also working on business deals for his company with the same people he was meeting with on behalf of the US government, I'm pretty sure it would be a bigger story 🤔

Your phone burrowed out
“no more posts!” it cried out as you picked it up off the floor
“nooo moorrreee….”

a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it Alt: Sideshow Bob is surrounded by rakes and he keeps stepping on them and they hit him in the face.

Sorry, man. It must be maddening having lived and breathed one quagmire to see an even worse one unfold exactly how one could easily predict.

Obliterated democracy.

Idiocracy (aspirational)

Joey Chestnut agrees.

This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

He is definitely our “HH”
not head honcho
Hawking hats

she’ll have plenty of time to visit you having dropped out and all

Obliterated the economy.