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New roles:
*Longevity expert
*Building muscle after 50
*Yacht maintenance
*Tax tips for for bribe write-offs
*Is Mar-A-Lago face right for you?

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Nothing shows how much the Republican Party cares about our troops quite like their Leader holding a campaign rally while missiles and drones are raining down on our positions.

So… eugenics and genetic determinism

See! Blame democrats, but thee things just “happen” to republicans outside of their control.

Why wasn’t this mentioned in your article on rising grocery prices this morning?

Trump is “hit with these things like he has nothing to do with them.”

I love when the media blames democrats for things, then when those exact same things happen under republicans the media is completely silent on who is responsible

Trump said he won the election for two reasons, neither of which is political retribution I won on the border, and I won on groceries. Very simple word, 'groceries! Like almost - you know, who uses the word? I started using the word - 'the groceries.' When you buy apples, when you buy bacon, when you buy eggs, they would double and triple the price over a short period of time, and I won an election based on that. We're going to bring those prices way down.

I won on the border, and I won on groceries. Very simple word, 'groceries! Like almost - you know, who uses the word? I started using the word -
'the groceries.' […] and I won an election based on that. We're going to bring those prices way down.

Old McDonald had a law

EU AI A

Whistleblower claims ex-DOGE member says he took Social Security data to new job The Social Security inspector general’s office is investigating allegations that the former DOGE engineer took sensitive data on a thumb drive in a major potential security breach, said people familia...

For months, we warned DOGE's access to Americans' private data was ripe for abuse. And here it is:

A former DOGE employee stole the Social Security numbers & personal info of over 500 MILLION Americans.

Musk, Trump, & their DOGE lackies must be made to answer for this, NOW.

Yes

Is Trump directing the search or no?

Doubtful. The institute’s transphobic NYT has been confronted about their biased transphobic reporting frequently and publicly. They’re still institutionally transphobic and platform science-free transphobes.

“I’ve been authorized to brief you in full”

So….. is this a summary or everything?

Nobody cares.

“Business insider” is trash.

Lifestyle content for broligarchs

Classic hits from the institutionally transphobic New York Times:

“Everyone wants to know, so here it is” is the most low-effort tag line you could give your “documentary” without resorting to an AI random
Tagline generator.

The reviews used to justify this excluded nearly 97% of all studies from inclusion in their analysis. This is an absolutely obscene hatchet job by the NHS specifically created to eliminate access to hormones for trans youth.

Isn’t it “bait and switch” that when I look at a rideshare app that shows me five drivers circling my immediate area, but when I go to book it gives me someone a mile away?

She yelled because any actual answer would subject her to legal liabilities

Dear Microsoft Teams-

I don’t need the persistent reminder that my microphone is muted. Please frack off with that.

Congrats again on our National Conversation™️ about SOCIALISM when Kamala Harris mused about price controls for 35 seconds in 2024

Congrats to all the MAGA who voted for Trump’s Israel First platform

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This feels like another datapoint that highlights how it’s incredible that Republicans win, they embrace deeply unpopular policies in a democracy and often still beat the Democrats

Unequivocally no