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@frostfire425

Call me Jasper/Alar and Blue. Not roleplay or an activist, I am literally just a tired adult disaster plural system

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GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.

06.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 3125 πŸ” 977 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 89
Picture of Hilda, Cheren, Bianca and N in a background of ferris wheels. The Nuvema trio is facing in one direction while N is looking on, starting in place. Caption in image says "Happy Anniversary Pokemon BW!"

Picture of Hilda, Cheren, Bianca and N in a background of ferris wheels. The Nuvema trio is facing in one direction while N is looking on, starting in place. Caption in image says "Happy Anniversary Pokemon BW!"

My fav released Pokemon game, probably altering my life forever in interesting ways πŸ€πŸ–€

#pokemonbw #pokemonfanart #mythsofunova #kyleeart

06.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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look if you're just gonna dump 'em in the ocean give them to me @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com

04.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Okay gonna mute this - let's all continue to laugh at Microslop with yout hough.

I'll stop bashing them when their sloppy vibe coding stops ruining my vibes by fucking up my PC every day <3 (counting the days until I can afford a drive to run linux on)

02.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 466 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

02.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 16553 πŸ” 5127 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 63
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no matter what... i think these things are very cute. sorry your lore is all fucked up

03.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
shadow milk cookie having a panic attack and being overwhelmed mid-corruption

shadow milk cookie having a panic attack and being overwhelmed mid-corruption

The blue bug is my favorite character! <3
(Yes I do give my favorite characters my issues. Fight me.)
#cookierunkingdom #crk #shadowmilkcookie #art #digitalart #panicattack #autisticshadowmilkcookie #chronicpainsmilk

03.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Scrolling through and a chunk of them are on various lists for use of the r slur, or using being gay as a punchline. The Venn diagram of ableists, homophobes, and blue wavers truly is a single, flat circle.

26.02.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t fucking take it anymore I made a goddamn blocklist to put these assholes on. Tag me whenever you see someone who needs to go on it. It’s short right now because it’s new but let’s erase these people from our timelines.

26.02.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 515 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 7

I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life

16.12.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 16892 πŸ” 8093 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 103
1. Shadow milk is looking at his hands in the body of pure vanilla and pv is in the background on the floor in pain.
2. Pv looks at smilk and says "We need to switch back now." And "Are you always in this much pain???"
3. Smilk looks at pv and says "HA! YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!"
4 Smilk tries to run, but falls on his face because he lacks depth perception

1. Shadow milk is looking at his hands in the body of pure vanilla and pv is in the background on the floor in pain. 2. Pv looks at smilk and says "We need to switch back now." And "Are you always in this much pain???" 3. Smilk looks at pv and says "HA! YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!" 4 Smilk tries to run, but falls on his face because he lacks depth perception

I hc that smilk has chronic pain. Have a small body swap comic <3
#cookierunkingdom #crk #shadowmilkcookie #purevanillacookie #shadowvanilla #puremilk #art #traditionalart #smallcomic #bodyswap

23.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This is what happened after switching back
#cookierunkingdom #crk #shadowmilkcookie #purevanillacookie #shadowvanilla #puremilk #art #traditionalart

25.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸŒ‘You know nothing…
You ARE nothing ⛓️

He heard that song before… ✨

#shadowmilkcookie #crk #shadowvanilla #fountofknowledge

22.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

(In pain) Fuck yes...

22.02.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The cruel irony of it made him laugh; a short, sharp burst that became another cough and another petal. A dead man couldn't love him back. Whether he had remained loyal to Kael'thas or not, his prince would be the death of him.

The cruel irony of it made him laugh; a short, sharp burst that became another cough and another petal. A dead man couldn't love him back. Whether he had remained loyal to Kael'thas or not, his prince would be the death of him.

Please have some rommkael rombric suffering with emotional constipation, a fictional disease and cameos from Astalor and Apothecary Thedra

(cw for a few mentions of blood and illness (hanahaki))

ellipsus.com/read/5B4EUbo...

20.02.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

FUCK YES

22.02.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Switched my vpn on again and noticed so many posts that just hadn’t been showing to me.

Thought it was worth mentioning in case people are thinking of this method for hiding spoilers come midnight.

21.02.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a heads up for people who label their sfw posts to hide things like spoilers - it looks like if you’re in a region requiring age verification (and you’re refusing to hand over your id) you can’t even see nsfw labelled posts in your feed as the grey bar, now they just don’t show at all.

21.02.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Rommath @Rommath
you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders

Astalor @XxbloodswornxX
Replying to @Rommath
Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man

Rommath @Rommath
THE WHO

Astalor @XxbloodswornxX
Oh this not a safe space suddenly

Rommath @Rommath you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders Astalor @XxbloodswornxX Replying to @Rommath Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man Rommath @Rommath THE WHO Astalor @XxbloodswornxX Oh this not a safe space suddenly

25.01.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
AirDrop
"Malicious white boy" would like to share a photo.

AirDrop "Malicious white boy" would like to share a photo.

This is what you see before Astalor sends you updates on your prey target

12.12.2025 23:15 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Astalor Bloodsworn (heritage quest version) scowling

Astalor Bloodsworn (heritage quest version) scowling

Astalor Bloodsworn (original Silvermoon version) scowling

Astalor Bloodsworn (original Silvermoon version) scowling

Astalor Bloodsworn (Talador version) scowling

Astalor Bloodsworn (Talador version) scowling

Astalor Bloodsworn (midnight version) scowling

Astalor Bloodsworn (midnight version) scowling

cantankerous

09.11.2025 23:41 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

miserable

11.11.2025 20:36 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
KILL
KILL
Where's your anger?
Where's your fucking rage?
astalor what the fuck are you talking about
KILL
KILL
KILL

KILL KILL Where's your anger? Where's your fucking rage? astalor what the fuck are you talking about KILL KILL KILL

This is nightmare prey in a nutshell:

31.10.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Astalor: you need to come into work
Response: I have today off
Astalor: fuck you I don't care i'm evil
Response: fuck you dude I quit
Response: I hope you get eaten by animals
Astalor: i'm sending someone to your house to kill you

Astalor: you need to come into work Response: I have today off Astalor: fuck you I don't care i'm evil Response: fuck you dude I quit Response: I hope you get eaten by animals Astalor: i'm sending someone to your house to kill you

Prey:

08.10.2025 10:46 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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i love this stupid questline. what was the point of any of that. "yeah we're putting big crystals in the desert because we're evil now" "why" "evil." "ohhh ok"

21.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Any cookie seen with this dog and tries to befriended it, would soon disappear. It's unknown how many victims were taken."
#CookieRun #CookieRunKingdom #ShadowMilkCookie

17.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Well if you don't like it you can turn it off." As if most users are even aware the label exists. As if it's not there to arbitrarily tamp down viewpoints they don't like. As if they would be perfectly happy to have it applied to themselves or viewpoints they like, because it can be turned off.

16.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
red and black doodle page of an edgy goth wolf furry

red and black doodle page of an edgy goth wolf furry

listening to get scared lately

15.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
monochrome red/black/white drawing of my character arch. he is exposed. a hole in his chest shows an empty space where his heart should be. he is bound in chains and handcuffs. there are chains binding his collar off screen and the collar has spikes going inward. in the background is a giant hand threatening to grab and squeeze him.

monochrome red/black/white drawing of my character arch. he is exposed. a hole in his chest shows an empty space where his heart should be. he is bound in chains and handcuffs. there are chains binding his collar off screen and the collar has spikes going inward. in the background is a giant hand threatening to grab and squeeze him.

even if the body fades, keeping up the barricades
#HeavyForce

14.02.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy anniversary of birth!! the borthday!!

16.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0