🔞Foolhardley🔞

You'd think they put horse bones in soda crackers, the way they turn your mouth into a glue factory.

columbo but mole

Molumbo

Scowls at you in a sorta ugly, sorta sexy way.

Merry what's it, and a happy new something or another.
#youknow. . .

:^}

Sorry I haven't posted art in ages, there's a lot happening and making art I wanna post here isn't really a science.
Here's a little something something.
(I posted this a moment earlier, but forgot the label, my bad)

Whoops, forgot to add the label.

You're.

Marge stacking donuts on it for homer to gobble up.
#thesimpsonsbitches

Oh hey, what's that thing headed straight for my he-

Don't count your gift horses before they mouth.
(Edited for typo)

Say no, to crossing the street.

Don't forget to always eat your vegetables when you get into a car.

Always remember to look both ways before brushing your teeth.

Damn girl, are those real?
(Me looking at the bolts sticking out of hee neck.)

Whos this Ogyny lady? I gotta meet her.

*me driving over a bumpy hill on the highway, 2 dozen metal rakes, rattle as they're poorly secured to the back of an old semi truck.*

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"

*the truck hits the ground and the bump causes a fuckload of rakes to fly off the back*

"Oh Shit, my RAKES!"

*last Christmas, you gave me a gun.
And the very next day, you gave me a gun.*

What's batman's Grindr like

*Starts walking and immediately splashes gallons of water all over the fucking place*

Awww. . Fuck.

Putting on my rain boots to keep the floor dry, I'll hold all the water in the boot.

What. . Is there something on my face?

You can drink hot coffee off my dick anytime.

I LOVE PORN AND SEX WORKERS AMD FAT WOMEN AND TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS AND POC AND FREE HEALTHCARE RAHHHHHH

I WILL KEEP HOPING FOR A BETTER FUTURE

Huge news today, I had a great shift at work!

Hope you'll be building your econ tonight, baby.

Cause I'll be stocking my shop.

Pie wet :(

Update to the previous Captains log. I just found a hatch!

Captains log. We're about 4000 meters beneath the surface, pressure is acceptable.

I've baked a pie, and am currently looking for a windowsill to let it cool on.

Getting mad dome from the puppeteer at a punch and Judy show.

When I say I'm going green, I'm referring to a sudden change in my pigmentation.

This is the consequence for eating your vegetables.

. . . And being hit by a laser that turns you green.