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will people *please* stop implying or outright saying that i'm approx. 67k years old. it's laughable.

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this scromit’s for you

(based on the 80s “this bud’s for you” ad campaign)

13.03.2026 03:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

chaucer’s “miller’s tale” is the dirtiest filth you can possibly imagine

it’s never been topped

13.03.2026 03:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i appreciate *you*

13.03.2026 03:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this some chaunticleer stuff right here

13.03.2026 03:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ur telling me this “perpetual star mutifoliate rose” ?

t.s. eliot must’ve got hold of some *good* drugs in london

13.03.2026 03:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

writing in patrick duffy for 2028

13.03.2026 02:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i like to watch cats eat corn on the cob and ducks eat peas

it’s pure insanity and joy

13.03.2026 02:12 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what if i came to you with the materials to make life Supreme

what if i we danced together amongst the diced tomatoes, the sour cream ?

13.03.2026 01:51 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

can i have a corner of ur garage maybe

13.03.2026 01:47 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

just need to store 100 million tons of liquified natural gas real quick

13.03.2026 01:46 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

a plate of fig newtons would be lovely thank you

12.03.2026 02:04 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

just looked outside and was disgusted to see it's still light out

12.03.2026 00:34 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

i am officially authorizing the release of 200 million hotdogs from our strategic hotdog reserves deep in the limestone caves of kentucky

americans can rest easy

11.03.2026 23:25 👍 46 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 2

this is classic “me being me”

11.03.2026 22:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pee is stored in the drones

11.03.2026 22:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wednesday is the “black hole” of the week

it could easily swallow up the other days

11.03.2026 21:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a *lot* of it is 100% bullshit

11.03.2026 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well i for one am exhausted

this “life” thing is one helluva “merry go round “ lemme tell ya

a real doozy if you see what i mean

11.03.2026 21:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ur telling me this hormuz is straight ?

*girl*

not what *i* heard …

11.03.2026 03:03 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

they’re passing a new “no crouching” ordinance

11.03.2026 02:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

hardees/urgent care

11.03.2026 02:37 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a black vest and a chain around his neck ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a black vest and a chain around his neck
11.03.2026 02:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shepherds pie
cottage pie
suburban pie
midwestern pie
peninsular pie
awakened pie

11.03.2026 02:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he’s jumping over a frequently-skipped section again !

😳

11.03.2026 02:15 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“silk degrees” is a perfect album name ok

10.03.2026 02:12 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

of course you can exist on a diet of diced tomatoes and sour cream

you see, that’s what “living más” is all about !

10.03.2026 01:53 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

suspended *and* animated 😎

09.03.2026 22:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ibuprofen kicking in

i’m peaking

09.03.2026 02:54 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you’re either a vampire, werewolf, skinwalker, or loup garou

sorry those are the options

08.03.2026 19:32 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sorry but wearing period costume while inside the nutmeg tavern is non-negotiable

08.03.2026 13:22 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0