they/them / xey/xem / xhey/xhem
https://pronouns.cc/@amethystcrystals
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Can't respond to DMs
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Two Up Two Down
hot dog aficionado
Be of service to your fellow man.
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jacques monod fan club president, late gastrula
i'll be the last one pipetting
just a completely new account for a filthy minded commie lesbian. she/her.
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
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basically an account that tells you funny stuff my kid said or did.
house full of animals, brain empty.
swimming back from the depths of the sea
This is where the big dog (me) comes to bury his bones (bad posts)
Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Invented ABLOUNGE and SLAPCHOP. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein before the incident
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In your tree watching you
Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪☭
Glory To The Revolution
Appalachia ‘Til I Die
☭ 𖤐
On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
my meows: https://bsky.app/profile/greekheanen.bsky.social/search
High school teacher by day, game master by night.
📚 Runner | 🎲 TTRPG lifer | 👨👧👦 Dad mode always on
Alt-history homebrews & marathon stories.
#BlackGamers #TTRPGDad #HistoryNerd
Famous Star of Nickelodeon Rugrats
link me to men being pests! i need to talk with them
Politics are stupid but LGBTQ people rule, BLM, and liberate palestine! commies/anarchists make me damp. AI sucks.
PFP by @emmaline.spills.wine
Ages 4-17 DNI!!!
My name is Tracy Banaszynski. I ran for Kenmore City Council in 2025. Here to connect with you and keep making Kenmore and the world a better place.
Professional labor photographer. Unions for all. Birds. Whales. Cats. Hydration. Maybe a dash of democratic socialism. Not necessarily in that order. Too much optimism for the current moment.
Cute content skeeted often, not with the news cycle
Union lawyer. I used to write about baseball but now I don't even care if they cancel it. Once hit three aces in a 3.0 singles match and will accordingly die happy.
What used to be is gone and what ought to be ought not to be so hard. Tweets speak for myself only.
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not AI! this bot is madlibs with rng, it does not do tricks or take commands, it just posts. Not LLM or Markov-based / created by @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social, hosted by @bluebotsdonequick.com
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Nebulous apparition
https://worm.horse/@ericktheblue
Geoffrey Chaucer (Le Vostre GC): Servaunt of the Kynge. Blogger. Wryter of verse. Wearer of litel woolen hatte. Deputy Forestere of North Petherton. He/hym/hys.
The official account of The Associated Press™️
That's a nice head you have on your shoulders
he/him
This is a Palestinian journalist stan account.
S/he/they. Ancom, linguist, child development specialist. Lynchian. Pythonesque. Chronic/chronic. GenX
In the middle of a big tornado
On the tip of everyone's tongue
In the belly of a giant whale
All the girls just wanna have fun
~Synthpop Forever~
Sam
I would never be in the New York Times
just an innocent victim of cancel culture punished for being cool and funny and sexually gifted and generous
professional shitposter, stoner, autism/adhd, post hardcore music, raging liberalism, piss, shit, art, memes, absurd humor
#CPhT newly promoted to team lead embracing the WFH lifestyle for the first time; former medication historian from Ohio; Democratic Socialist, founder of the MedTwitter Dad Joke Council. 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 3M Aura N95s are my preferred mask. (She/her) 🏳️🌈
swamp-adjacent man. mentally ill but ill like how rappers used to say it
Back off, Warchild. Seriously.
cfo of antifa
satan wanna put me in a bow tie | pray that the holy water don't go dry
Labels:
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📍 SE PA
http://fromthewestmeadow.com
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
#KeepBlueskyWeird
$Geegordongritty
All Of The D.J.s Surely Have Taken A Lesson
jared | 28 | he/him
mesa called jar jar binks, mesa your humble servant!
Historian, educator, librarian. I collect fashion, borrow books, and lend attention.
“Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.”
- Ursula K. Le Guin
musician, animal aficionado, single dad, John Brown stan, communist, good faith conversant, cishet white guy, he/hmm, Baltimore (best city)
Guitar vids: #foxplaysguitar
🇺🇸🇦🇹
Independent crane 🏗️ops/AntiTrump/Blue/Democrat/NO KINGS/Concerned American
Politics and Democracy.
Xporn Xmaga
NEWS FOLLOWER
Live Love Laugh
Gonzo Public Health 😷// “Fully vaxxed” for SARS2? Outdated nomenclature since Sept. 2021. I suggest HCPs ask for Time since last dose & # of total doses// Buy the ticket. Take the ride 💫
Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like.
I'm almost certainly joking.
Use alt text. Don't use AI. Love music, hate Spotify.
On the computer.
Musics:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgvnpYq0hBJhzmiRUvDzobw
https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey
Si tu ne me comprends pas, c'est pareil 🌈
I’m a big chiller who works in cancer research from Rochester, NY
• FREE LINK
• Trans Rights are Human Rights
• rip tide
• rip bills
• Fund Cancer Research
• Free Palestine
• Nazi Lives Don’t Matter
• HECK ICE
• EMP Your Local Data Center
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30 or 40 years old;
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https://ko-fi.com/postes
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For America! Follow me for the naked truth about life, the universe, and everything. I represent the radical center. Public message ONLY. DMs are all spam. I support 🇺🇸+🇨🇦+🇺🇦, 🏳️⚧️+🏳️🌈, 🇮🇱+🇵🇸 PROUD ANTIFASCIST (ANTIFA! OOOOOO)
the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
Born in the 1900s
Unreliable narrator
Born to jest, forced to joust 🎭
never had the makings of a varsity athlete :/
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Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
Aussie 🇦🇺….. 🇺🇦🇳🇿🇹🇭🇬🇧🇺🇸🇯🇵🇮🇪🇫🇮🇨🇦(in no particular order)Previously a salaried cloud watcher/politically left leaning/love company of wife, dogs, cats, birds, most animals & real friends/wouldnt piss on putin, murdoch, trump or musk if they were on fire.
not for kids
i make jokes and talk about music sometimes
trans rights are human rights, fuck AI, israel is an apartheid state
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thinking about the properties of water, as we all have lately and wondering what extremely presssurized water would feel like in the form of an orb you could touch. wild
duck • they/them • 24 • 🇵🇸🇱🇧 • beloved poster, friend, lover, enemy • 🔞
Comedian, voice actor, weakling
I'm used to being from the northeast
Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
Mastodon: @lyse@ohai.social
UpScrolled: @lyse
cuyahoga falls premiere butthole specialist pfp: self portrait c. 1996 banner: billboard that reads sensitive issues need sensitive care urology now available kidney stones - prostrate issues - overactive bladde incontinence - vasectomy - ed [logo] western
Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
🌾 jack, 27, marine bio + GIS 🐟🗺️ pond dweller 🌾 scienceposting and art, content is probably 18+ adjacent 🌾
Writer from San Antonio, Tx. My debut novel Aickman: Tales of a Normal Childhood is available now on Amazon: https://a.co/d/h3aCvnK
just here to have fun online
this is our world, we don't just live in it
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All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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Baseball podcast guy and lawyer. MST3K, Rifftrax, MBMBaM, Dropout, and general foolishness enthusiast. Madeline Kahn fanboy. He/him
founder, lilac party
https://fec.gov/data/committee/C00899518/
https://lilacparty.us
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socialist werewolf && #1 Kyojuro Rengoku stan.
he/they. 32. somerville, ma.
https://nicweyand.com/
https://linktr.ee/nicweyand
https://furaffinity.net/user/tktheanimal/
classically trained artist.
theartofpants.com
Increasingly decrepit father, partner, economist, teacher
LFGM, UU, upbeat guy, still recovering from an injury sustained during the cola wars
on your side, rooting for you, no matter what
I'M WITH
HER,
"We Are The President." ~ Hillary Rodham
STRONGER TOGETHER💜⚧️🩷🎸💜
he/him || contemptible and non-productive "creative type", possible communist sympathizer || able to psychically commune with and control byrophytes, garbagemen, medium-sized dogs, etc || https://hazardplanet.substack.com/
An Eldritch Abomination • Gentleman Hacker • Artifex • Opifex • Artificer • Digressive Anecdotalist • Rhyparographer • Raconteur • Acerbic Fabulist • Inventor of the Pocket Sandwich
co-director musicintheamericanwild.com | new music for cello students celloteachingrep.com | music theory nerd, new music enthusiast | he/him | www.danielketter.com | https://youtube.com/@danielkcello?si=Ktfo0sNnok85xJL
if you have to ask what a horse knuckler does, you can't afford it
trans rights are human rights
terminally politics brained, sorry
will almost always reskeet any cat photo I see
nothing matters, smile anyway
