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| 32 🇨🇦 | bi | they/them | 18+ ONLY | NSFW & SFW | Hades/BG3/LoZ/DE/E33/RGG | monsterfuckery & sometimes anime ✨️

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sometimes I feel silly saying 'hey a lot of what I draw has actual deep emotional connections even the smut' but if youve ever drank three martinis after a con and no food all day with ur pals still in cosplay at a boston pizza, you probably get it

14.03.2026 06:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sometimes marriage is bopping to NIN with ur spouse while tipsy and pelting the dog with popcorn (he's loving it)

14.03.2026 06:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

* ive never been to or ordered from a chili's but google says they serve margaritas and calamari

14.03.2026 05:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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sometimes you just wanna rip & tear , y'know? - robert robertson, probably

#mechabat #dispatch

14.03.2026 05:45 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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This Guy's Weird (affectionate)

🤖1/2🦇

#mechabat #dispatch

14.03.2026 05:45 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Might polymod tho cuz really, she has Two Hands and Lae'Zel is Right There

14.03.2026 05:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is what drinking on a work night does to me. i miss baldurs gate and think that Soon, I should do my Evil Lesbian Run (my spouse playing dark urge probably and me Sharan Shart romancing Minthara 😔) i, personally think he should romance astarion this time

14.03.2026 05:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

mourning the fact that my spouse that my spouse accidentally killed barcus wroot in our playthrough (i like to watch him stand up to his bitchass ex ok) RIP barcuss you were worth a romance pathway for pure spite

14.03.2026 05:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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you know its a little bit funny that art ive worked hardest on in a while is centered around robert eating chicken 😔 i draw from life in that in life, I really fucking like buffalo wings

13.03.2026 22:20 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Dispatch fanart

Sonar clutches himself in an exaggerated manner suddenly: It hurts so much!

Sonar looking at Robert, all happy: I was confused, you see.

Dispatch fanart Sonar clutches himself in an exaggerated manner suddenly: It hurts so much! Sonar looking at Robert, all happy: I was confused, you see.

Robert Robertson, the tease he is, turns around and waves Sonar goodbyes saying: Nope. Too late, man. Gonna check on Flambea instead.

Robert Robertson, the tease he is, turns around and waves Sonar goodbyes saying: Nope. Too late, man. Gonna check on Flambea instead.

(2/2) #dispatch #mechabat

12.03.2026 22:27 👍 33 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
Dispatch fanart. Robert Robertson standing in the doorway with arms crossed, looking at bloody and beat up Sonar: Does it hurt?

Sonar, waving him off: Robbie! Hiiiii! Not at all. Had way worse before haha

Dispatch fanart. Robert Robertson standing in the doorway with arms crossed, looking at bloody and beat up Sonar: Does it hurt? Sonar, waving him off: Robbie! Hiiiii! Not at all. Had way worse before haha

Robert: So no need for me to kiss it better then?

Sonar freezes.

Robert: So no need for me to kiss it better then? Sonar freezes.

after failed mission (1/2)
#mechabat #dispatch

12.03.2026 22:27 👍 42 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

Yeahhh it's pretty normal for some reason. Idk what vibes I give off that invites this constantly. But I guess enjoying things and having fun makes people assume you don't know what you want and like in life???

12.03.2026 15:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeahhh... idk just rubs me the wrong way. You don't need to "fix it" or make something else I'm an...adult who can eat whatever else??? Doesn't matter if it's cooked well or not. Mines waffles and pancakes because I just think they're so boring and a waste of my time. I don't need a 'good' reason..

09.03.2026 21:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess so, it's just frustrating cuz ive spent my whole life saying it. Going on a rant and saying there must be something wrong with people who don't like [food] while denying my neurodivergence when told about it just bugs me. Like yes I am extra particular, always have been... 😔

09.03.2026 21:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeahhhh... I don't really think I should have to after a 'no, thank you' but im glad that works pfppfl

09.03.2026 21:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you say no thanks I dont like [food] is it a universal experience to be hounded about Why? like...does a world exist where you can dislike a thing and people just "oh ok :)" i get asking but I cant tell if people forget or are just trying to Make Me Like It

09.03.2026 18:17 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

woke up to at least 100 notifs damn thanks pirate pals for passing my old OFMD stuff around 🍊🌈🩵

08.03.2026 20:00 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

damn idk where all this energy came from but my brain latched onto something and im in a state of Artstyle Euphoria..wish it went into the 93837 unfinished sketches but it Didn't and That's Okay because improvement is improvement

08.03.2026 06:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Take off 🪶🍃
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#botw #tloz #revali #totk #revalink

24.02.2025 20:15 👍 123 🔁 48 💬 6 📌 1
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The ancient Rito song
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#botw #totk #revalink

15.04.2025 02:27 👍 95 🔁 37 💬 1 📌 0
A dunmesh manga redraw of dispatch game, read right to left.

Prism: Huh? 
Robert Robertson: To catch a unicorn, you use a pure young girl. In that case, to catch a bicorn, you must need a depraved adult man!
Coupe: A depraved...
Punch Up:...adult man...

All end up looking at Sonar who's just there, chilling on his phone

A dunmesh manga redraw of dispatch game, read right to left. Prism: Huh? Robert Robertson: To catch a unicorn, you use a pure young girl. In that case, to catch a bicorn, you must need a depraved adult man! Coupe: A depraved... Punch Up:...adult man... All end up looking at Sonar who's just there, chilling on his phone

love this depraved adult man

#dispatch #dispatchfanart #sonardispatch

05.03.2026 20:11 👍 73 🔁 26 💬 0 📌 0
An image of Lae'zel caressing the Gith egg with the caption "My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily."

An image of Lae'zel caressing the Gith egg with the caption "My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily."

28.02.2026 04:15 👍 1371 🔁 479 💬 4 📌 8

'make my spouse a birthday cake' turned into 'stand in the kitchen watching him make it himself, while drinking' and then slapping glitter on them

today we decorated with clown wizards from the depth of the pantry, which I made sprinklewands for ✨️😤🪄

ube creamcheese so the dogson could enjoy :)

05.03.2026 01:43 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao it does look like that yes. It's edible drink glitter which kind of goes on like eyeshadow anyway

04.03.2026 22:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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perfect photo of what drunk-baking-cupcakes at 1 am on a Wednesday feels like

04.03.2026 08:43 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
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think i found the homo-sexual underground

03.03.2026 18:14 👍 107 🔁 32 💬 0 📌 0

Right? It's subtle enough but to the Point

01.03.2026 19:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
28.02.2026 22:56 👍 2448 🔁 737 💬 3 📌 2
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super sad I can't afford @/beastsoul 's poke fossil pins, but the Monster Lover pin I managed to get years ago is still a fave

01.03.2026 01:43 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

while I highly doubt I'll bother with any new pokemon stuff, im still glad to see Yet Another New Lizard

28.02.2026 21:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0