Rob

But to a sunsetting boomer who thinks candy bars are a nickel they are

Spending billions to make sure they’re not taxed billions…..

I’ll make up fake survey results for 1/2 the price

Somehow we went from 30 rock joke to something idiots actually say.

"Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man. That's as straight as it gets." - Devon Banks

The rules don’t matter anymore Howie!

I mean….. I see a lot of groups he opposes. But how is the right answer not the Epstein files website?

I mean "takes him down" is still over-selling it. Short of Big Macs finally doing their job, it's 3 more years of him.... and AT LEAST another 10 months of a puppet congress.

Well at least MLS doesn't have an official gaming partner and ads at every game.....

**touches earpiece

People already avoid promotions to avoid higher tax brackets.....

Like.... they even know they're called brackets..... But don't seem to grasp what it means

Why are people so dumb?

I kinda hope they fall in that "I dunno, voting seems like a waste of time" crowd. Because if they do vote, we know how they vote.

Shield of the Americas…..

Is he going to take credit for the Monroe doctrine?

Yea. Twice plus arguing with you about it just feels like he doesn’t respect you, nor does he respect allergies.

The hope is the pharmacist would have caught it and not distributed the drug. BUT that’s a hell of a thing to have to hope for

Report his ass to the hospital and the board.

Our taxes

Our taxes are paying for this instead of healthcare.

Gross

Didn't they JUST bring it back?

It doesn't do anything for the no kids or older kids demographic. But not every ride has to be for every demographic. But if that ones scores are as high as I've heard.... It absolutely shouldn't go anywhere.

Everyone always jumps on Autopia (or speedway in MK) as a huge waste of space.

But I've heard tale that the guest scores on that are through the roof. And you can see why the scores (and the nostalgia factor) would be through the roof. It's kids getting to drive a car.

Please tell me you have 2 factor authentication on now

Strangely the shade I’ll excuse. Because all of the Orlando parks open that way, and the vegetation will come.

The rest of it….. yea…..

See I view it not as a sale but rather ad a payment for services rendered.

He did his job pushing impressionable young male voters to the right in 2024. And will likely be called on to do it again later this year. Gotta grease the wheels a bit.

His accounts been compromised again?!?!

But grandpa can continue to repost Fox News and yell racist things well after he’s gone. Who doesn’t want that?

Please don’t put the McDonald’s fries in beef tallow. It’s so gross.

At the springs and the parks. We’ve abandoned the health thing. Let me have random carts in the parks that just sell the fries.

Something something “if he didn’t want to be hit he shouldn’t have been outside”

It’s my longstanding conspiracy theory that it’s a lie and they just say “high winds” at all times.

This has to be AI, because I refuse to believe that thing actually works!

No idea. But they serve Pepsi so it makes sense they’re empty.