I think that it’s safe to say that Beetle Moses is a worthy successor to Gary Larson

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

ryan stiles

how streaming feels sometimes

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

i asked: describe peak yaoi they answered: Mount Everest x Mount Fuji (Fuji tops)

the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

it's weird how conservatives think trans people are plotting the overthrow of god and america when we don't even have enough influence to get someone to make another good Fallout game

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.

two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

Put your trash in the trash can🗑️
ポイ捨てはこうですっ☆

PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky

My neighbour told me Kuwaiti air defence keeps eating his F-15s so I asked how many F-15s he had and he told me he just goes and gets another F-15 so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F-15s to Kuwaiti air defence and then his daughter started crying

Dril is cancelled for failing to conceive of the Cunnilingus Sisters

the trick? just had to make him 20 years older than me. my unresolved daddy issues were made for this moment in time.

from the bottom of my heart i could not consider myself a yumejoshi cuz ive never self inserted, im just a shipper. but here’s the thing. they made leon 50, so he’s the perfect man now, wires clicked into place in my brain.
beating RE9, i have reached the nirvana of delusion.

Red crumbly planet - "Whose Side are You On?" - Anakin Skywalker & Darth Vader... "Wait a minute..." scrabblezard: "This is what American politics is like"

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile

everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶

tonight i saw my oldest Rival, a gamer I'll refer to as "DX", tell his 8 viewers hes trying to sell his dead wifes diapers on fb marketplace

hold on a second im still imagining. wow what a mess. still fathoming gimme a minute

I am not sure I can put into words how much the past twenty four months has radicalized me against democrats

Me: sing that again
Son: I’m a scatman!
Me: haha what the heck
Son: how do you know that song?
Me: how do YOU know that song!