Alex

Busy day for her etc etc

This headline looks as if it was specifically written for people to deliberately misinterpret for comic effect

New neighbours as of 3 weeks ago put a Christmas card through our door at quarter past ten pm, interesting move, no time to reply without it seeming like an afterthought.

I'd like to say I stopped playing purely in support for the striking workers but yeah this is a good parody of the main reason why

Not only is our local Chinese cash only, it doesn't even take online orders - phone or in person only.

Clearly dodgy AF but it's outstanding so I will continue to provide custom until it's forcibly closed by the authorities

Creator of viral Willy Wonka experience placed on sex offenders register William 'Billy' Coull was the man behind the disastrous Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow that went viral around the world.

It's always the ones you least expect. Oh wait, no it isn't

news.stv.tv/west-central...

Much much better today, bar 15 minutes before half time it was one way traffic and we actually capitalised for once.

Never seen both keepers gift a goal in same game by passing straight to opposition player.

Hopefully springboard to better things.

Me : my job is very technical and requires a university degree and lots of professional study.

Me, at my job, this morning...

Trying to manage the move over for people by making a Teemu post