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You didn’t think I was gonna miss posting for Mar10 day did you? Let’s celebrate 🥳

😍😍

All of my Le Creuset is in “Ink” from crate and barrel, so I’m voting La Mer

Taste4Taste

I’m not sure that’s the twin movie we’d best pull off, but I’m down to try

I relate to that deeply. I’ve been told my personality is like getting hit by the Coke Christmas train

You really hit the twink on the head with this one

I have been told because of the amount of coffee I drink, my cum tastes like battery acid

If I had to describe myself in a single flavor it would be the taste of sipping champagne after you just had black coffee. It’s awful but I love it.

You’ll sit across the room and if you get a glimpse of him pounding out holes you can consider yourself lucky

I was going with the combo Trek badge and fully knowing you’d ruin my life that I’d be drawn to like a moth to a flame

You’ll need to hydrate, you’re going to have several bottoms fighting for those loads

This whole picture is like a sirens song for me

You are the NUMBER ONE choice for this

Trying to get to the airport with SMB closed is going to be my 13th reason

Does anyone ever jerk off to the idea of a loving, stable relationship rather than naked men? Like, I mean legit cum from the idea of someone loving you? No?

Hey I can do this any time, I have the perfect Airbnb already and I’m only 2 hours away. Say when.

Gorgeous 😍

And when you trip you have a cushion to land on!

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

I share this deeply

Really need the elsewhere 🫠

Baltic Blackout Bender goes hard tbh

It’s insane how adorable you are

I am very confident you’d be able to handle the lower Nebula class, second shot, on the left

You’re definitely getting the Sovereign in the lower right of the first shot, simply because you’re using Trek in the real world

Could have also pulled a Klingon in and gone B’rel

I feel like the cliche list would be “Ambassador, Cheyenne, Defiant, Excelsior, Akira” or “Freedom class” if you didn’t want to repeat an A

I’m not even sure how many Trek fans know that the Bradbury or Federation even exist, and the Challenger isn’t one of the more popular background Dominion War ships! I give you props

I’m not an annoying gay because I’m beautiful and perfect