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The Randy Arozarena-Cal Raleigh Conflict, As Told by Jane Austen | Baseball Prospectus What is baseball, but a comedy of manners?

PEAK baseball melodrama let's goooooo

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Black and white screenshot of Ellanor Falborn, my Warrior of Light, wearing a suit, overcoat, sunglasses, and fedora, while pondering a comment.In front of her to her left (bottom right of the photo) is Nashu Mhakaracca, wearing her formal attire. The comments Ellanor is picking between, "Stick to the facts" and "Wrap it up, gumshoe", are shown centered at the bottom of the screen under the caption: "What will you say?"

If we don't get Hardiboiled's coat as a glam I SWEAR TO WHAT'S LEFT OF THE TWELVE I WILL SEND ALEXANDRIA BACK TO THE NINTH AND LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND THEM

#FFXIV #FF14 #DT #Hildibrand

Screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV depicting a zombie dressed in a black t-shirt with yellow printed graphics, a blue jacket with similar yellow accents to the shirt, black athletic pants, and a black baseball cap. How this merry undead man managed to cross the sea to Tural, I have no idea, but it's a nice sight to see!

ZOMBIES WIT DA DRIP LET'S GOOOOOOOO

These Hildibrand quests are so fuckin goofy I LOVE it

Looks like the new update un-fucked it. Good to know!

Ayo, if whoever screwed up the media tabs on the bsky app could, y'know, unfuck em, that'd be great

Think it's a mobile app issue. Thought the same thing, but they're still up on the web version

Thought all my picture skeets got yoinked from my account, but nope! Just a bug on the app. Love to see it 🙃

The fuck you mean, "if"???

This has been confirmed FOR DAYS! The US military fucking doubled tapped AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!!

Fuck it. I'm gonna draw my WoL today. Now to sift through my 71k screenshots for references...

#FFXIVArt

LinkedIn has been largely unhinged for years now imo

i think i can confidently say i know a little bit more the texas electorate than people who live on the East Coast

The stomach? I would write those termination letters by hand! I'd deliver them in person! It would make my day!

Netflix Declines to Raise Offer for Warner Bros. - About Netflix

In a sane world Zaslav would've been thrown into the sun years before any of this came to pass. But we don't, so we get yet more consolidation and enshittification of Hollywood.

Godsfuckingdammit.

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Marathon's slicker than greased shit, but it's absolutely cooking my rig. Looks like a new cooling system and/or case will be my next upgrades when I find a new gig

Results from a personality test for potential Runners for the game Marathon. Across the top reads "CERTIFICATE" in the left corner, and "NR . 784902" in the right corner. A text box taking the right 3/4 of the upper third of the screen reads: "RESULT ANALYSIS" :Your answers reflect patience, precision, and respect for process. You believe improvement comes through refinement, not disruption. You value how things work as much as what they achieve. Progress, to you, is careful, deliberate, and engineered.: In the center right is a form of pie chart with aptitude between seven different groups (listed clockwise from the top): MIDA, UESC, CyAc, NuCaloric, SekGen, Traxus, Arachne. The "pie" is a circle of six concentric rings, intersected with lines from the center to each of the listed groups. A polygon generated from the survey response data stretches out to each of the names to reflect alignment with that organization. On the scale of 1 to 6 based on the rings of the pie, my survey results are as follows: MIDA, 2.1; UESC, 1.8; CyAc, 2.1; NuCaloric, 2.5; SekGen, 3.7; Traxus, 1.6; Arachne, 2.1. Below "CERTIFICATE" in the top left corner is a fragmented ASCII picture with a logo in the center, presumably of SekGen, the organization I am supposedly aligned with. Below the ASCII code is a text box reading: NAME: RUNNER EMPLOYMENT: SEKGEN SERIAL NUMBER: A21AAAEC-055C-442D-BF00-B0E7DBF600D7 Below this text box is another box that reads: EXPIRATION DATE: 10.02.3209 SERIAL NUMBER: EMPLOYMENT: SEKGEN Directly below that reads: LOCALIZATION: TAU CETI IV DNA SIGNATURE: #9A7CF23D STATUS: ACTIVE Below those text boxes and the survey results on the right is another box, which reads on the left: "IN CASE OF SYSTEM BREACH OR DEVIANT BEHAVIOR, INITIATE IMMEDIATE RETIREMENT PROTOCOL" The text "/!/ CERTIFICATE ENCRYPTED /!/" repeats across the bottom of the image.

Time to load in #Marathon #ServerSlam

I can’t believe we’re still having these same conversations.

I can’t believe we still have to wonder if you’re laughing at us and degrading us when we’re not in the room.

I can’t believe we haven’t burned this fucking place down.

1/5

Screenshot from CICADAMATA depicting several gray platforms trimmed in red at various angles on a dark gray skybox. Text on the left of the screen reads: "I HAVE BEEN KILLED IN WORLDS THAT DIED BEFORE I DID"

Screenshot from CICADAMATA. Black screen with the text "I HAVE GIVEN EVERYTHING TO MASTERS WHO FORGOT MY NAME" in the foreground. A white *something* in the background is highlighted with a white square, and captioned "JOYEUSE", with a range measurement of 41.762 (units are not given, but presumably meters)

Screenshot from CICADAMATA. An anime-styled android with rabbit ears is depicted in black and white in the lower left with 4000 beneath it. In the center at the bottom of the screen is a grey box with 8450 in white. The lower right corner has symbols for abilities and their controls listed. At the top center of the screen is a white box with a time in black: 00:41.333 The player holds a gun-adjacent object in their right hand. In the distance are several enemies: a crab-like entity above them on their left, indicated with an exclamation point above it; a humanoid entity further back raised on a platform to the player's right; and in the center, another crab-like entity on a raised platform. In the background are a number of floating structures painted in light grey with white and yellow accents. The skybox is white, and there is a lens flare coming from over one of the floating structures, above and just to the left of the humanoid entity.

Death screen from CICADAMATA. A red box is in the middle of the screen that reads: - EMERGENCY - FREE MATTER FROM MIND Two asterisks are centered beneath the red box on the screen.

CICADAMATA 100% has the juice! Love the vibes I got from the demo, and I can't wait to see more!

The State of the Union is the eternal job hunt

This is fucking SICK! Vibes are IMMACULATE, gameplay is stellar, music absolutely crushes it. INJECT THIS SHIT IN MY VEINS

5 panel Trump interview meme. The top panel shows Trump handing a paper to a man who is interviewing him. The second panel shows the interviewer reading the paper. The third panel shows a close-up of the paper, with the text "Core legislative powers are those originally held by Parliament" overlaid on it. The fourth panel shows the interviewer looking up from the paper with a confused frown on his face. The fifth panel, shot from over the interviewer's shoulder, shows Trump with Clarence Thomas overlaid over Trump's head and shoulders.

Shit like this almost makes me wish I'd gone to law school

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He says it like it's a bad thing

Ellanor Falborn (left) looking at Dolce Sogno (right), wondering at the odds of finding someone who looked and dressed so similar on another world.

I found my doppelganger while traveling to Crystal! Small world, indeed!

#FFXIV #FF14

Ellanor Falborn, the Warrior of Light, sitting on a pier. Whether through some incredible strength or the aid of an invisible board, her legs do not dangle over the edge

I know I'm a mythical god-slayer with supernatural strength and stamina, but GODSDAMMIT SQUARE LET ME DANGLE MY LEGS OFF THE EDGE OF THE PIER!

Oh hell yeah, there's a gas leak behind my house let's goooooooooooo

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

So the women’s team only inspires the next generation of girls to play hockey but the men’s team inspires all Americans, got it got it got it.

Cast Hellebuyck in bronze STAT

JACK HUGHES FOR GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!