Merc with a 🫦

A retro dialogue box from Captain Planet saying: TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!

#TransRights

That's Bea in the spot light

A digital art drawing/painting of four mirrored fish in a decorative parallel water space with seaweed and filagree borders

Mirrored in the water 🫧
#art #illustration #fish

fuck you, you will learn about the weedcraft of the hobbits and the political structure of the shire before any characters say anything to each other

Illustration of a blonde woman and brunette woman, both in pink, chatting. A speech bubble says “Girlies” and underneath it says “A podcast about girlies with Stella and Simone”

Official @girliespod.bsky.social cover art by Ilana Blady (@ilana.blady on Instagram) :))))

i adore when JRR referred to Sauron as "Morgoth's satellite"

hell yeah get his poser ass

two paintings side by side - a yellow and pink leopard sits against a background of green foliage and a white tiger sits against a blue background with red intentional markings

wild by nature // hardwired by man

diptych. acrylic on canvas, 11 x 14

hey buddy

/marks Lance safe from leaf.

*puts a funny bumper sticker on a car*

"This car is now bespoke."

painting of a dog walking on the beach

dog isolates himself and finds comfort in his own solitude

Why are you being so emotional? If your boss is doing such a good job slashing public servant positions you shouldn’t feel attacked when the media describes it as such. Wear it as a badge of honor.

The other elected official... has not shut down entire divisions within executive departments and personally let go of low-level staff in the same way? So I'm not sure what it is you think I am sneakily not covering because I'm in love with Katie Wilson or something. Please specify.

We're overdrawn. Please help, we have bills hitting and need a lot of assistance right now. linktr.ee/wylder

The stress is destroying me.

why cant it be the bisexual of hormuz

I've just reviewed my 52nd Sticky Toffee Pudding. But what did it get out of 10?

A graphic showing jack and rose from the movie titanic next to the red 1912 Renault type cab coupe de ville car that sank on the titanic, but not before jack and rose got all sloppy in the back seat. In the middle is Mr beast pointing at the car with his mouth open for so reason.

mr beast’s “can you go one night in the titanic fuck truck for $1,000,000” challenge

timeline cleanse

someone else did this first and i’m just passing the great tip along!

be sure to mute the list maker too :)

list here bsky.app/profile/did:...

the list i’m using as a mutelist though it was built for follow-back style grifters to build their following, muting instead has been an excellent warning system for me, nearly perfect accuracy except maybe a couple news people which if they’re boosting that way probably for the best they stay muted

new bluesky onboarding flow is weird ngl

only this image of ben affleck looking impossibly weary with the state of the world can convey my feelings upon learning that he's an AI startup grifter now

it's time to learn the banjo cause i'm about to be a beverly hillbilly

Why is it pink?
Why is it sparkling?
WHY IS IT PINK AND SPARKLING?!
IS THAT PINK RANCH?!

so twitter banned 8 million accounts? here we go again

A screenshot from twitter showing me as suspended.

ELON MUSK YOU ARE NOTHING

Can’t get suspended from twitter if you deactivated a year ago