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Trump Golfs Amid Iran War, Wears His Own Merch to Honor Fallen Soldiers & Tries to Fix Next Election
Trump Golfs Amid Iran War, Wears His Own Merch to Honor Fallen Soldiers & Tries to Fix Next Election YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live

Dementia Donnie actually said "all of the people that died through the roadside bombs, died, walking around with no legs..."

At 08:49:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRf0...

10.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awwww, whatsa-matta MAGA's? Did Little Donnie make the fuel prices go up?

10.03.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot believe that the history books will be like "wwIII started on X, a site known for distributing CSAM..."

10.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 312 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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"We're number two! We're number two!"

09.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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lmfaooo

09.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 2124 πŸ” 224 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 37
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It's almost as if they didn't think that invading a major Middle East oil producing nation would affect oil supply...

Let's be honest, Kaiser von Shitzenpants is totally dumb enough not to figure it out...

09.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kiwi cricketer makes history with five wickets in five balls Central Stags fast bowler Brett Randell became the first player to take five wickets ​in five balls in first-class cricket β€Œon Sunday, producing a remarkable burst on the second day of the Plunket Shield match against Northern Districts ​in Napier.

Kiwi cricketer makes history with five wickets in five balls reut.rs/47x5tXz

08.03.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And Nepal's timezone freaks them out... πŸ˜†

08.03.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Personally, I don't like Daylight Saving Time, but watching Americans argue about it is hilarious...

08.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@tracymcnamara.bsky.social

05.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Profile of a busty woman on IG, named β€œKevin”

Profile of a busty woman on IG, named β€œKevin”

Yep. Sure.

β€œKevin”

05.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is just near our office. It is not a very pleasant "emergency services incident" either. Totally avoid the area.

05.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Honestly, it's pretty simple to explain...they put a hole in the side of it...

05.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vale Phil Brock AUSTRALIAN motorsport figure Phil Brock has passed away unexpectedly. The lanky former racer known to so many as β€˜Split Pin’ was aged 75. Brock was the

Vale Phil Brock - https://mwyr.es/JVcgUy0O #v8sleuth #brock #splitPin

04.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Three levels of error available, of course we got "CRIT"

04.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Last year, Sandilands told listeners he would not placate the program’s Melbourne audience. β€œWe’re not just going to suck Melbourne off all day, every day,” he said, declaring he’d rather remove his show from the city entirely than tone down his controversial broadcasting style.”

Last year, Sandilands told listeners he would not placate the program’s Melbourne audience. β€œWe’re not just going to suck Melbourne off all day, every day,” he said, declaring he’d rather remove his show from the city entirely than tone down his controversial broadcasting style.”

Champ, the Melbourne listeners will be the catalyst that removes your show from Melbourne.

Because Melbourne listeners can recognise trash when they see it.

Flog.

03.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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REPORTER: Yesterday you told us Israel was going to strike Iran and that's why we needed to get involved. But today the president said Iran--

RUBIO: No. Were you there yesterday?

REPORTER: Yes. I asked the question

03.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 8924 πŸ” 2202 πŸ’¬ 624 πŸ“Œ 376

In some countries people are paid a proper wage by law.

Other countries, not so much… πŸ™„

03.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, yes, the terrible fake news networks are just fine when they want something from them… πŸ™„

03.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just thinking the same thing.

Okay, well, maybe not.

03.03.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Notice for all politicians in this Victorian election year.

You drop political advertising in my Facebook feed, I'm blocking you. Don't care what party or flavour of politics.

Instant block.

#springst

03.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Iran nuclear facility damaged in attacks"

Didn't Kaiser von Shitzenpants "obliterate" these facilities last year?

03.03.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And now North Shore is a connection to Devonport and Tasmania β€œbecause the Spirit of Tasmania leaves from β€˜just a little further down the road’”

Admire his passion for the job, but heck…

03.03.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s as absurd as β€œMoonee Ponds station offers connections to Amsterdam because you can catch a bus to Tullamarine Airport”.

Technically correct, but JFC… 🀣

03.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#vline conductor announcing Lara as β€œconnections to Adelaide, Sydney and Gold Coast” via Avalon Airport has to be the longest stretch I’ve seen in public transport connectivity options…

🀣

03.03.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Q: "Do you think Trump should be deposed by this committee?"

HILLARY: "Absolutely. Trump has been held civilly liable for sexual assault by a jury of his peers. That is behavior that fits a pattern."

03.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 5729 πŸ” 1882 πŸ’¬ 169 πŸ“Œ 81

Public transport is fantastic - but seriously, who uses a tiny little scraper? Pouring *warm* water over the car works far better.

02.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bondi really is a c*nt... #4corners

02.03.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The "best" military in the world...

02.03.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah, nah, fuck no...

02.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0