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Looking into it and I think i have the nitwit intuition one boxer :/

Night Wars

It's simple. Just announce the war is over every morning before the stock market opens. Then right after it closes double down with threats of an even bigger, longer war.

Just do this every day forever. The war and the market siloed off in two alternating realities that never meet.

I never remember what my answer is and I feel like it changes every couple of years so I just wanna know what the good answer is so I don't have to keep doing this

re: Newcomb's paradox, which is the chad answer and which is the nitwit answer?

thank you woke lenin

everyone I owe an email to conspired for me to see this

I'm not gonna look it up. I hope someone tells me the answer to this one day.

oh shit. did the domestication of the dog allow for rabies to emerge

rabies had to have emerged after the domestication of the dog. there's no way people would have kept wolves of that thing was around.

that is what I meant

kinda thought this would be miltary grade bluesky posting material

[Mitch Hedberg voice] they say that women hold up half the sky, it's true—but they hold up the other half too.

Screenshot of venmo transactions for $20 to multiple people who's names are redacted, all labeled "Gender Reparations"

Happy International Women's Day 🥳

I fucking love odds and ends

videos that aged well

fixed the loud slamming door to the stair way in my apartment. all it took was learning about tension rod spring hinges and will to cut thru bureaucratic red tape (not telling the super). this is the Abundance mindset at work.

writing out all the things I need to do and starting the list with "make to-do check list" and immediately checking that one off

I can get behind that

P ∨¬P ass statement

nonetheless, I respect your zealous advocacy for a product you like

you either have to leave your phone stationary on the plate to charge (worse that wired charging) or you add a cord to the plate to increase mobility (basically just wired charging again). I've never had my port damaged but if that's a frequent issue for someone I could see the appeal.

Wireless charging is such a stupid idea. You can charge your phone without being able to use it? great innovation guys.

incredible manufacturing of consent

Americans fucking love do-support

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is the sentiment that the boss doesn't *even* have the brains of a gnat or that he has the brains of a gnat? can someone more familiar with this construction tell me what it means?

unrelated to your issue but if you use an android phone I recommend using the anysoftkey board as your default keyboard. open source, multiple languages can be installed, no tracking, highly customizable.

Far Side Cow Tools comic with Praat logo in the lower right corner

studying linguistics equips you with the tools necessary to succeed in the real world.

the tools