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applied linguistics should mean coming up with jokes and conlanging actually

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This really beckons the question

eggcoining "beckons the question" to further stir the pot

it is very telling that “BIOS”, in addition to being an acronym, is also the Greek word for “life”. meanwhile, “UEFI” is, of course, ancient Greek for “unified extensible firmware interface”

the concept of "the concept of a concept"

I respect it

better

a literal desert island?

Areal satelite image of the Strait of Hormuz

they should call it the Bend of Hormuz actually

I am just a dog they taught language and computers to

Looking into it and I think i have the nitwit intuition one boxer :/

Night Wars

It's simple. Just announce the war is over every morning before the stock market opens. Then right after it closes double down with threats of an even bigger, longer war.

Just do this every day forever. The war and the market siloed off in two alternating realities that never meet.

I never remember what my answer is and I feel like it changes every couple of years so I just wanna know what the good answer is so I don't have to keep doing this

re: Newcomb's paradox, which is the chad answer and which is the nitwit answer?

thank you woke lenin

everyone I owe an email to conspired for me to see this

I'm not gonna look it up. I hope someone tells me the answer to this one day.

oh shit. did the domestication of the dog allow for rabies to emerge

rabies had to have emerged after the domestication of the dog. there's no way people would have kept wolves of that thing was around.

that is what I meant

kinda thought this would be miltary grade bluesky posting material

[Mitch Hedberg voice] they say that women hold up half the sky, it's true—but they hold up the other half too.

Screenshot of venmo transactions for $20 to multiple people who's names are redacted, all labeled "Gender Reparations"

Happy International Women's Day 🥳

I fucking love odds and ends

videos that aged well

fixed the loud slamming door to the stair way in my apartment. all it took was learning about tension rod spring hinges and will to cut thru bureaucratic red tape (not telling the super). this is the Abundance mindset at work.

writing out all the things I need to do and starting the list with "make to-do check list" and immediately checking that one off

I can get behind that