I'm best known for making fun of Cabbage Patch Dolls on VH1 and I knew they were going to fucking close the strait.
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I'm best known for making fun of Cabbage Patch Dolls on VH1 and I knew they were going to fucking close the strait.
You’re all out here Kill The Poor maxxing while I am When You Get Drafted gooning. You’re Moon Over Marin gooning while I’m Chicken Farm maxxing.
You’re all out there California Uber Alles maxxing while I am Let’s Lynch the Landlord gooning. You’re Buzzbomb gooning while I’m Nazi Punks Fuck Off maxxing
it's a very scary time to be trans in this country, but you also should be aware of what is actually a problem, what is actually something you have to worry about, and what is yet another nothingburger. you can't fight the actual fight if you're too busy swinging at ghosts.
oh boy when I find out how anything works at all there's a long list of people who will be In Trouble
would anyone like if I shared the perfect music to sit and write to? I don't know where or how I found this man but I have him on loop most days www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIMK...
PTA has a lot of die-hard fans. Also, I think PTA combined with Sean Penn and Leonardo DiCaprio is a heady mix of white Gen-X catnip.
Also, tho they won’t say it, a lot of white liberals think radicals, especially black radicals, are fools, grifters or both.
And Teyana is an undeniable star.
"Hopefully, he said, someday, the Boogaloo can return to its former glory."
its former glory imo was when it was free. anyone could walk up and it was nearly entirely local bands. maybe 1 touring act? if that? 🤷 i stopped going once they started putting up fences.
"community festival" 🤣
If you LOVED “Sinners” 😍 and got the ick from “One Battle After Another,” 🧐you’re gonna love this episode of VIBE CHECK. 🤓
We also share our Oscar predictions: who we want to win 🤞🏾 and who we think will win. 🤔
Fucking liberals who were cheering on state troopers beating up young kids sitting on the grass for Gaza now wonder where the encampments have gone. They got big jokes.
Why isn't your GROWN ASS SELF seeking out young people to SUPPORT instead of pointing your judgemental finger at them from your couch?
it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
Just cuz we haven’t heard of it doesn’t automatically mean it’s not happening or that we’re the first to know.
LIke June Jordan said—about herself—maybe it’s about making more “I” statements, as in ”‘I’ am not doing enough, for instance, or ‘I‘ have not done my homework, and so on.”
To scratch the video game music itch,
@wtul.bsky.social has a video game music show called Joystick Jukebox every other Friday from 8-10 PM CST, hosted by the lovely DJ Kit Kat (fun fact, my show, Musicophilia, is directly after it once a month)! 91.5 FM in New Orleans, wtul.fm everywhere. 🖤
Ok fam, I am back with another episode of "read a fucking book" 📚💙
I present to you:
**Mansfield Park is Jane Austen's Most Important Novel!!!!!!; or, This Book is An Important Text About Enslavement in the British Empire**
earrings and paintings by Crystal Galindo
If I know you only as @DeezNut$ please don't introduce yourself as Darrell like ima know who you are; I don't know 85% of the people that follow me.
It's not that Trump is the singular baddie to be an American president! He's the monstrous culmination of the whole line of them.
It’s always “she believed really transgressive stuff” and then they explain what the stuff is and it’s the same racism and misogyny that already run the world but like it’s new now for some reason
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Remember a couple years ago when the thing was every week another building fell down? Is water mains better or worse than that?
I did not know Ben Affleck had an AI start-up. I take back everything I said about him probably being a decent "bro friend" even though he's been a **** husband/boyfriend.
Today is the 36th anniversary of the Capitol Crawl and disabled people are still fighting for basic rights in a society that's actively working to undermine them, surrounded by systemic disablism.
(This is a corrected thread TY to the person who flagged that I said 26th, not 36th!)
Fascism & the police state is the biggest barrier to rising against the police state! Kids getting attacked by the police state for their protest is a barrier to their protest! The huge apparatus of state violence is what stands between us & getting it all cracking right now. Welcome to reality!
The Night I Go Power Mad with Poetry
I’m going to tuck you all in on Saturday.
open.substack.com/pub/susiebri...
If you bout it you be where the bout it people are. You don't ask why no one's caring about this thing or why no one's leading that because you be in the mix & in on the action.
Dear Judy Blume -
Where is our book about Margaret going through menopause
Love,
Your fans
Speaking of clown shit, that hot take today by the guy going "wow no more student protests means it was a bad faith argument just to bring down dems" is not worth your time. That is the argument of someone who has not done the reading.
But have you checked out Libertoph magazine yet?
www.libertroph.com/about-libert...
I’m at an art gallery show featuring college student artist/scientist teams creating new works about climate hope and I just saw an exhibit on decomposition of fallen trees as a fertile home for other organisms that says “There Is No Death In This Ancient Forest” and it hit so hard I had to sit down
i shared a repost without realizing it was a needle article. they are known for fear-based clickbait, as noted below. can’t hurt to leave a comment with the fda, but i admit they got me on this one