victoria zeller⚔️ (buy ONE OF THE BOYS)

genius

IDIOT!!!

there’s void milk tagged onto 2028 and 2029, opens up more sleeping cap room this upcoming season

longform answer: the lightning are a long term dynasty, the sabres are the upstarts that came out of nowhere to threaten the division. they also ran up the score on the lightning in tampa a week ago and the lightning wanted to assert dominance

it’s certainly a rivalry now lmao

BREAKING: ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that it is your bedtime, per sources.

Compensation:
- I will tuck you in
- Yes I’ll read you your favorite story one more time
- Okay fine I’ll get you a glass of water
- Five minutes until lights out

falcons fans seem to love him!

leonhard’s gonna use his DBs all over the field in different looks and alignments. i bet cole bishop gets some nickel reps too. it’ll be fluid

falcons fans really like dee alford. he’s similar in size to TJ7 but isnt nearly as physical, he’s never taken as many snaps as TJ7 did in mcdermott’s defense. youre gonna wanna take him off the field in obvious run situations

solid signing imo. would expect them to rotate nickel snaps with a rookie or another signing

insane image

idk, im tired of “isnt booktok a weird thing” content but also. i really don’t think readers should be incurious

anyway, ONE OF THE BOYS is written in 1st person past with flashbacks in 2nd person present. i made this choice to disorient the reader lol. it‘s deliberate

but my next book is written in third person present, which gives the prose an entirely different energy and character. again, deliberate

i don’t wanna come across as cruel here

but like,,,,,,,

MASSIVE get for us on the first day of the legal tampering period ❤️

what’s bizarre is that, to me, the official perspective and tense of fanfiction is third person present???? at least it was back when i was in the trenches

[anguished screaming]

Kevin Stefanski, two time COTY winner and also an absolute moron.

arrogance remains the fatal flaw of the shanahan coaching tree. they all think they can win with whatever slappy they put on the field. mcvay is the only one who’s realized there’s value in getting an alien QB

never should’ve given stefanski grace lmao

that’s not blood on my face it’s victory wine

it is terry pegula’s greatest crime

think about the season the sabres are having and then remember that “everytime we touch” was almost our goal song

i need a gatorade IV after what they put me through tonight 😭😭😭

just the team that was last in east 3 months ago. nbd

they refuse every attempt at reasonable expectation setting

AND YOU AAAASK ME WHAT I WANT THIS YEAR
AND I TRYYYY TO MAKE THIS KIND AND CLEAR
JUST A CHANCE THAT MAYBE WE’LL FIND BETTER DAYS

bluesky YOU are loyal to the crest

might not be long enough to really capture whatever the fuck this was

please do rewatch it, it was unreal