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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 5780 πŸ” 2629 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 125
It was going on one, two in the morning, and we were shooting what I felt was an important scene for me, when he makes an attempt to be quote-unquote straight, in a suit, and at the end of it he gets emotional and locks himself in the other room. And I felt like, I’m not getting what I wantβ€”I’m not happy with it. Mike was happy with it. He called me the next day and said, β€œI know you weren’t happy with the scene last night. Believe me, we wouldn’t have gone home if I had felt we weren’t getting it.” And then he sort of became my psychiatrist and said, β€œYou find it difficult to be happy, don’t you? You find it difficult to enjoy things.” And I said, β€œWell, sometimes. Last night was about feeling too tired and not feeling I was reaching what I needed to reach for the scene.” He talked to me then about when he was making, I don’t know whether it was Virginia Woolf or The Graduate. He said, β€œI didn’t enjoy it for a second. I was worried about so many things.” And then he said, β€œYou know, this is never going to happen again quite this way. You should try to allow yourself to enjoy this more. Take a minute a day, and then add a minute the next day, and another minute. Pretty soon, you’ll have hours of happiness.”

It was going on one, two in the morning, and we were shooting what I felt was an important scene for me, when he makes an attempt to be quote-unquote straight, in a suit, and at the end of it he gets emotional and locks himself in the other room. And I felt like, I’m not getting what I wantβ€”I’m not happy with it. Mike was happy with it. He called me the next day and said, β€œI know you weren’t happy with the scene last night. Believe me, we wouldn’t have gone home if I had felt we weren’t getting it.” And then he sort of became my psychiatrist and said, β€œYou find it difficult to be happy, don’t you? You find it difficult to enjoy things.” And I said, β€œWell, sometimes. Last night was about feeling too tired and not feeling I was reaching what I needed to reach for the scene.” He talked to me then about when he was making, I don’t know whether it was Virginia Woolf or The Graduate. He said, β€œI didn’t enjoy it for a second. I was worried about so many things.” And then he said, β€œYou know, this is never going to happen again quite this way. You should try to allow yourself to enjoy this more. Take a minute a day, and then add a minute the next day, and another minute. Pretty soon, you’ll have hours of happiness.”

The Birdcage opened thirty years ago today, so in its honor, I want to share one of my favorite stories about Mike Nichols that didn't make it into my biography. This is from an interview I did with Nathan Lane.

08.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 2749 πŸ” 603 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 40

idea: a Venture Bros game where you play as Brock Samson, and its basically the same overall setup as Yakuza. Big serious "world is in danger" main plotline full of intrigue and drama, but tons of subquests where you're forced into absurdly silly scenarios

10.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 12543 πŸ” 2091 πŸ’¬ 612 πŸ“Œ 303
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AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

09.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 3140 πŸ” 1060 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Panels from Comrade Girls Shoot the Enemy of Serafima holding a rifle and speaking directly to the camera that say "CHECK IT OUT NOW FUNK SOUL BROTHER"

Panels from Comrade Girls Shoot the Enemy of Serafima holding a rifle and speaking directly to the camera that say "CHECK IT OUT NOW FUNK SOUL BROTHER"

extremely powerful stuff being written in our time

17.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Re9 comic
Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate
Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine
Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right?
Grace: umm... no...
Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah?
Grace: what?! no!!!
Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway"
Grace looks very sad and pathetic

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? πŸ˜• #re9

07.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 12138 πŸ” 2909 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 37

this made me cackle all the way through

08.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2953 πŸ” 621 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 13

Challenge for people who believe Claude *is* conscious and use it anyway: Explain how you’re not a slaver.

07.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 2542 πŸ” 548 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 24

It's too late America, we've been depicted as the stammering white news guy and him as the doctrinemaxxing Chadister

06.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the US has already lost in iran, their only hope was iran collapsing in a day or two, and it didn't, so now their only options are to declare victory & slink away or try to put boots on the ground & lose way harder

06.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2474 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 14

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

06.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 5244 πŸ” 912 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 20
05.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 308 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

05.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 8529 πŸ” 2069 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 95

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17426 πŸ” 5766 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 101

this gif transcends sports and time, race and creed. every single human being has been here.

04.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 537 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

For years we said they’re going for a genocide of trans people and for years we were told to β€œstop being so dramatic.”

Now we’re at the point of human experimentation with the explicit goal of eradicating us.

Can we call the genocide a fucking genocide now?

01.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 3720 πŸ” 1848 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 15

folks we’re going to see some wild litigation between the world’s worst people

01.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1968 πŸ” 317 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 14
I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

01.03.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 26024 πŸ” 4728 πŸ’¬ 573 πŸ“Œ 483

the incentives here are so obscenely terrible that the entire thing should be illegal by default

β€œI am sabotaging negotiations because I stand to make piles of money on Polymarket” is absolutely in play, what a horrifying clusterfuck

01.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 4925 πŸ” 1360 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 42
01.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 5507 πŸ” 1772 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 13
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

28.02.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 5438 πŸ” 1169 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 46
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 17027 πŸ” 6534 πŸ’¬ 469 πŸ“Œ 549
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

28.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 6095 πŸ” 2053 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 125

deleted scene from Revenge of the Sith where Anakin uses his tablet communicator to place a parlay on "Number of younglings killed tonight: >100" and "Mustafar mining efficiency wk/wk: <50%" while walking to the Jedi Temple.

01.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

This is disgusting. Rationalizing the bombing of a school that reportedly killed 108 girls.

But since she asked,

"Currently, 161 public schools operate on military installations across the United States."

www.militaryonesource.mil/education-em...

01.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 5152 πŸ” 1414 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 24

I had forgotten how The Simpsons put the extra effort in to flip this joke. Rather than just satirizing US nationalist parochialism, Homer is (momentarily) an expert on Iranian politics.

28.02.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 594 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote:

"The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same."

Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

28.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4723 πŸ” 1655 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 29
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Chuck Schumer: β€˜The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTONβ€”In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that β€œthe American people deserve a presid...

From The Archives:

28.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 6721 πŸ” 1517 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 81
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

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