JOUST WILLIAMS

Starhausen tag team = CINEMA

The establishment is in full panic mode.

When they can’t debate ideas, they have to manufacture doubt.

I never Monster Energy anymore because they’re always Buy 2 Get 1 Free and what the fuck are my wife and I supposed to do with the third Monster, Monster? Fight over it? You trying to wreck my home?

I remember this wishy-washy dork from being unable to answer yes/no questions firmly or with any confidence

Here I am a-sneakin’ up behind ya!

I guarantee Chris Kattan’s done it to the Night at the Roxbury soundtrack.

I hope John C. Reilly’s done this to the Walk Hard soundtrack.

There’s at least an argument for that which is wild when your consider they’re doing it without Ospreay or Danielson and with limited Omega.

They’d just add the two nights together and say since All In’s one night didn’t beat their combined total it was a flop.

Revolution YouTube video by Kirk Franklin - Topic

I don't do gospel at all, but Revolution is an objective banger.
youtu.be/tjLPMK1PcgQ?...

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. This kid wants to get out of detention in time for his school spelling bee. What the fuck are we doing.

As someone who went on the Internet for the first time in the early 90’s, I fucking loved the Internet. It has given so many things in life, and afforded me so many incredible experiences.

And to see it, and technology in general where they are today is kinda soul crushing.

There’s an episode of the Munsters acknowledging pro wrestling as a work.

A national TV audience knew wrestling wasn’t exactly real sport in the 1950s.

Oh hey, how are you watching it? I know it was recorded but haven’t even seen clips of it, let alone the full event

You have not once in your entire life done that unless *maybe* if the people you were allegedly talking to were under the age of seven.

I took to just calling him “Bryan” the second he showed up in NXT and never looked back.

one of the most consistently bitchmade individuals in human history

Growing tired of this post aging well on here: bsky.app/profile/djdr...

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

Pokopia, and currently more frustrated than even with anything in my life that keeps me from that

This press conference is exactly my kind of shit so it really bums me out that the crowd’s rejecting it tbh

Reddit really rivals Twitter for worst corner of the IWC

I haven’t been to a Target in months and months, and as much as I’d love to pretend that was solely for moral reasons, it’s by far the most expensive store of its type in my city and also always completely packed with insane lines wrapped around the front of the store to wait through to check out. 👎🏼

my All Elite Weiner has a busier schedule than Orange Cassidy

opened my save again and a 3-star Very Rare pokemon showed up so it looks like I’ll be Ditto the Ditto forever, mechanics be damned

I remember this ad in Gamepro.

I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.

This is true

named my Ditto “Ditto” in Pokopia not realizing there’s a whole mechanic based on Pokémon going from calling you “Ditto” to calling you by your name and now I feel like I broke my file and should restart but I’m attached to all I’ve already done and now I kinda just wanna quit :(

you don’t hate rich people enough